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Ezekiel Sims, Attorney and Therapist. (DNI White Tiger stans.)

Joined November 2024
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You only gotta pay me if we win the case. I am Ezekiel Sims, The Spectacular Lawyer-Man.
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Okay back to being a retired account until I check this one's notifs to see if I get arguments in the comments. Maybe tomorrow I'll do this cool thing called actually listening to most of them.
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Now I’m hoping she references a bunch of cat characters to see how people react on here. How would a Tigra fan handle this? Because I think the reaction is a bit over the top. I can get being disappointed but in a 20 characters roster, chances to get in are slim
‼️BLACK PANTHER ALTERNATE COLOR IN MARVEL TOKON FIGHTING SOULS!!! BROTHER THIS IS FIREEEEEE!!! JUST GOT DONE WITH MY FIRST SESH OF THE NEW BUILD! I STILL GOTTA PLAY SOME MORE TO GET USED TO ALL THE NEW CHANGES , BUT IM MAD HYPE!!!!
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I think they're gonna recolor the rest of the cast too, so here's my predictions: Red/Gray/Blue Hulk War Machine/Iron Patriot US Agent/Bucky Cap Negative Zone/Symbiote or Iron Spider Warbird Carol over Kamala I just picked safe ones so I don't melt down like the White Tiger fans.
‼️BLACK PANTHER ALTERNATE COLOR IN MARVEL TOKON FIGHTING SOULS!!! BROTHER THIS IS FIREEEEEE!!! JUST GOT DONE WITH MY FIRST SESH OF THE NEW BUILD! I STILL GOTTA PLAY SOME MORE TO GET USED TO ALL THE NEW CHANGES , BUT IM MAD HYPE!!!!
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I hope they do what MvC3 does and make the other colors each character has a reference to another character or outfit that the character has worn Like in MvC3 Cap getting the Punisher outfit or She Hulk's Fantastic 4 outfit
‼️BLACK PANTHER ALTERNATE COLOR IN MARVEL TOKON FIGHTING SOULS!!! BROTHER THIS IS FIREEEEEE!!! JUST GOT DONE WITH MY FIRST SESH OF THE NEW BUILD! I STILL GOTTA PLAY SOME MORE TO GET USED TO ALL THE NEW CHANGES , BUT IM MAD HYPE!!!!
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i think this game gave everyone brainworms because how do you guys see a skin and go “Marvel HATES minorities”
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People genuinely getting heated over this like alt colors referencing other characters hasn’t been a thing before
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Latino rep is fine we got Robbie. Ik not everyone know how fighting games are built, but they're not gonna add 2 female cat characters who fight similarly when there's such limited roster space Fighting games have BEEN using color swaps as subs for characters that didn't make it
//This will never be THE White Tiger. Thanks for killing Latina rep, Marvel.
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I swear every 1 scroll on this account I get recommended a different take on the White Tiger palette discourse. The Twitter algorithm really sucks you in, huh.
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Lawyer-Man (DEAD) retweeted
Just so those are unaware know This isn't the first time Arcsys has referenced other playable characters in colours so white tiger isn't deconfirmed yet
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Is this the day I get cancelled, I'll see in the morning.
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Actually, I'd like to defend the other side of the spectrum. While I don't think it's that big of a deal that they just made White Tiger a recolor, instead they could've possibly made her an echo fighter like Smash or Premiere skin in order to not bloat the workload?
Genuine living hell for White Tiger fans like why Literally just put her in the game
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Here is my actual stance on this "drama" xitter.gq/i/status/2058232202467…
Y'all will fucking kill me if I say I'm fine with this because this happens so often with Fighting Games. Maybe I'm just being a Mortal Kombat fan right now since like a good 20% of the cast is palette swaps, but are y'all really gonna bitch about a palette swap because it's a-4
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I'll give some examples here:
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Y'all will fucking kill me if I say I'm fine with this because this happens so often with Fighting Games. Maybe I'm just being a Mortal Kombat fan right now since like a good 20% of the cast is palette swaps, but are y'all really gonna bitch about a palette swap because it's a-4
‼️BLACK PANTHER ALTERNATE COLOR IN MARVEL TOKON FIGHTING SOULS!!! BROTHER THIS IS FIREEEEEE!!! JUST GOT DONE WITH MY FIRST SESH OF THE NEW BUILD! I STILL GOTTA PLAY SOME MORE TO GET USED TO ALL THE NEW CHANGES , BUT IM MAD HYPE!!!!
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And I don't play or gaf about most of these games. But I honestly think that you fuckers are insane to complain y'all got a way to "play" as White Tiger at ALL. Try being a REAL fucking fighting game fan next time, try remembering that not everyone is gonna make it in. And-
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MAYBE CALM THE FUCK DOWN. This post is directed at someone in particular's post but I won't mention their name or tag them because that'd feel even more outrageous of me.
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Lawyer-Man (DEAD) retweeted
I won't be posting on my accounts anymore. This counts for @WebSlingAssKick and @616HomoKaiju. I am not interested in continuing my return into Parody Culture as I've genuinely lost so much interest. I know there's so much evidence of me saying I quit then coming back but- 2/2
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As a therapist and licensed psychiatrist, I advise you start smoking weed.
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