@WebSquirrel

Made things you’ve seen. Not on your team, tribalism rots your brain. I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see.

 Your bird feeder, Warwickshire, United K…
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Joined April 2010
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Replying to @WebSquirrel
Squirrel Cam is back!
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Absolute victim complex and main character syndrome. 🥴
stellacreasy
@stellacreasy18h
Replying to @BenedictSpence
Hi Benedict is that supposed to be a comment on my weight? 🤨
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Ouch, my stigmata is really playing up.
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Reminds me of when they put someone in charge of reporting a space launch and didn’t know what the word nominal was a thing.
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Jesus Christ 😂
Nick e/code
@nicksdot20h
You gotta be kidding me.
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Sir Webblyingworth Brian Squirrelingtonshire 🐿 retweeted
Cozy
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*graphic content*
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GB Politics
@GBPolitcsOct 19
🚨NEW: Prime Minister Andy Burnham has done a sit down with young people on LADbible where they had in-depth discussions on topics such as VAR in football, whether northerners are funnier than southerners, if Oasis are the best British band, and the price of a pint
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Is it One Man One Jar?
Lord Sugar
@Lord_SugarOct 19
As you know, I like a picture quiz. So here’s a movie quiz for you. At 12noon each day (Mon-Fri) I’ll post a picture clue to see who's first to correctly name the film. (Answer revealed at 2pm.) Here’s clue #1 🎥
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Imagine getting your politics from the guy from CBBC’s The Really Wild Show and it’s not Michaela Strachan.
Chris Packham
@ChrisGPackhamOct 18
If I was Prime Minister , if I was Burnham , watching European cities ablaze . . . I’d instigate a ‘wealth tax’ at about 9.01am tomorrow morning . Just saying . Or should we just ‘eat cake’ ?
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Thank fuck its Friday.
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Since when did it become acceptable for elderly women on supermarket checkouts to stare at your food items and comment on whether they’d like to try it or not? Who asked your opinion? The fact that chicken sushi is something you’re too scared to try is why your natural curiosity has lead you to being in a minimum wage job in your 60s. Mind your own business you skank, I hope you get replaced with a self service machine. Bring back hanging.
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It was never a serious political entity 🤭
Piers Morgan
@piersmorganOct 18
Zack Polanski has destroyed the Green Party as a serious political entity. He’s such a weird, deluded, nasty, and gutless piece of work.
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