Hensley Rowe

When you have lots of tattoos and he has none so you have to give them to him. @MavenOath

The Road Less Travelled — The four-fucking-hour drive I sat behind the wheel of my Aston Martin Vantage was both comfortable, nerve-shattering and annoying. But my temper was on very unsteady feet. Of course I was annoyed, the man I had idiotically bound myself to for the +

Whatcha doing here, @MavenOath? Trying to be athletic?

If anyone is interested in embarrassing @MavenOath pictures, then stay tuned. I’ll posting one each time he pisses me the fuck off. I always did a great job on his hair though. He was lucky to have me.

Men and their pedestals… honestly.

I do, I dare you. Because I know you won’t do it. You’ve never been one to do something if you think the outcome will upset me. But, then again, I don’t know you anymore… do I?