Author of Boy On the Run. Scribe of the gods & keeper of both divine & mortal accounts.
Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined July 2009
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My memoir, Boy On The Run, is finally available for pre-order at jacana.co.za 🥳 Please get yourself a copy (and loved ones) ahead of the launch. I mean it, I hope reading it is as good for you as writing it has been to me 🥹🏳️🌈✨ @JacanaMedia
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When she said "all you middle class people" she hit flow state with her microaggressions😭😭😭🤞🏽
I know the country is in flames, but yesterday a new diva entered the villa and he goes by Duke 😍 call me mutha
Mind you @FNBSA this is still unresolved 🙄😏
Hi @FNBSA, are your ebucks a scam? Because tell me why I went to a branch, was made to speak to almost 5 different consultants on the phone and still no help on how to redeem an FNB voucher I bought using ebucks. I was asked to log a complaint & still waiting to be called 🙄
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i don’t think y’all understand how crazy it is that this is an actual tweet from the white house like please vote y’all
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Imagine if you stood up at work and said “You know who has one hell of a beautiful ass? It’s Carol from accounting. Stand up Carol! Show them your ass!”
You’d be fired within the hour but the president gets a pass because everyone has accepted the fact that he’s a scumbag.
Been spending my days reading and writing a lot lately, and let me tell you that the scholarship I am cooking is fire, I don't want it to stop 😍🤩🤌🏿
I think I might actually have a shopping problem because why am I at the mall asking myself “what am I doing here?”?🙄
Why am I only finding out now that you can add a “shroom elixir” and “ashwaganda” to your coffees at Vida? Currently loving their iced caramel banana bread latte 😍🤌🏿
Who knew that losing a dog was so painful? There is no wagging tail, zoomies, or unfiltered joy every time I walk into my apartment anymore. No cuddles on the couch, no being stared at with total adoration.
Substack here: bit.ly/4xiF6PY
I couldn’t not bake myself a cake. And this red velvet baby adorned with edible pearls is perfect for a queen’s celebration ☺️❤️🥳
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Hi, please support the Kasi 2 Kasi Queer film festival k2kqc.co.za/
