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Wheels

@WheelsCoe

If I was a horse, they would have shot me by now.

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Joined August 2009
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Begged my girlfriend for months to peg me with a strap on. She finally agreed, I shat the bed while she was ramming me, she was sick over my back when she pulled out. We haven't touched other since, pretty sure she's going to leave me
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Our Accyismega Flame shoes are released on Thursday at 7PM. These will be on a first come, first served basis. If they do sell out super quick, we will open a pre-order a little while afterward for anyone who wants to get a pair and missed out.
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Still not had a brew yet.
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bloody hell darren, your penis looks like a dead bloated corpse caught in the reeds of a riverbank...
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This isn’t the neurological disorder I suffer from but it strikes a lot of nerves (!!) with me. It goes a long way to explain what’s going on. Relationships, independence, mood. Stuff. bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0… via @bbciplayer
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Easily the hardest bloke to ever tread the cobbles in fact all soaps he would eat them Mitchell brothers for breakfast
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In mid-19th century London, there were several all-purpose teasing phrases to be aimed at random passers-by, each popular for a short period of time. They included ‘What a shocking bad hat!’, ‘There she goes with her eye out!’, and ‘Has your mother sold her mangle?’
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By public demand (over five people) here is my @BBC6Music #poem from last week’s @shaunwkeaveny show to promote better #mentalhealth - Negative thoughts youtu.be/AZeEBIoG6rI
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roses are scarce violets are rarer…
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John's got snooker's droop he gets intimidated by the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of him
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NEW ORDER FANS. Bored of household chores? Do the ironing 'Hooky-style' by setting the board at knee height. (via @neilagriffin)
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📆 #OnThisDay in 1994 @Manics performed Faster on Top Of The Pops, prompting over 25,000 complaints to the BBC youtube.com/watch?v=Y5PI7k_Z…
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Just seen Stchoo’s Old Ma down Tesco
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When Big Rossy flipped He-Ra and tapped out a blim of yipsy on his melon, whilst slipping him a sweet length of showbiz gossip right up the Terry.
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That time of year again for the best Christmas song ever! cheers @Vennart for being my Santa Claus! youtube.com/watch?v=coOz5pzC…
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Wheels has got a brand new chariot, lads!
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Got my big coat out lads.
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Just been round Ron’s Old Ma’s for a Spam butty n she was dancing around the kitchen in her tabard to the Pigeon Detectives. Lost my appetite.
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