I write white papers, case studies and other marketing collateral for the enterprise software industry.
Atlanta, GA
Joined July 2012
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Dear @nbc . Nobody cares about your stupid Nancy Guthrie case. Put the Olympic figure skating back on!!!!
For decades, Russia has been the 2nd most powerful military in the world. Today it's the 2nd most powerful military in the Ukraine.
Expect a mailer this week asking you to apply for the job of 49ers quarterback. It'll be addressed, "Resident."
Completely missed the Georgia game because @XfinitySupport kept grasping at straws. Yeah, delete the app from your iPhone and reinstall. BS. Total BS.
#USFL2022 I'm really liking what I'm seeing. It makes the game more real to us. I'm a new fan now.
Last night, 60 Minutes aired the Facebook Whistleblower expose. Today FB & Instagram were down for an incredible 6 hours. Coincidence? Hmmmm.
Really tired of @ItsOnATT stuttering. 6th time this afternoon. Never had that problem with Youtube TV.
What concerns me most about the @braves bullpen is they aren't learning anything. Tough times teach you how to improve. But Minter, Tomlin, Martin, Santana, and Smith aren't changing anything. Same pitches, same locations, same velocity, same results.
I wonder if the @Braves bullpen ever gets tired of embarrassing themselves night after night. Or perhaps they're just as used to it as we are now.
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Freddie is just the best 💙
#ForTheA
I've tried hard to find words to describe how bad @ItsOnATT TV is. There simply are none. Imagine the most frustrating TV service in the universe. It's worse than that.
The @Braves should hire me for their bullpen. I could walk in runs for half what these guys are charging.
If you're going to take on Freddie Mercury, you're going to have to be better than Miley Cyrus. A LOT better.
Mr. Pence, if you have any desire to be president in 2024, now is the time to step up to the mic and call for unity to a country that has none. And by 'now,' I mean right now, before another shot is fired.
Expect an ad in your mailbox encouraging you to become a starting pitcher for the Atlanta Braves. It'll be addressed, "Resident."
Eric Lynch retweeted
Hey @SalesforceDevs - Learn about #Apex design patterns for managing #Salesforce data. Deep and valuable insight from @DanAppleman #sfplaybyplay on @Pluralsight (see them all at sfplaybyplay.com) pluralsight.pxf.io/C0079
I think there'd be a lot fewer racial problems in America if more people thought like Falcons owner, Arthur Blank: atlutd.com/post/2020/05/30/s…
