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If you die fearing god, and painfully employed, You will not go to Heaven, you'll go to Champaign, IL Also: Liverpool, Cycling, Raging w/& against the machine

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Joined December 2011
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Out on a morning walk with our new pup and i see a Taco Bell bag on the doorstep of a house. Is someone ordering Taco Bell DoorDash at 8am or did someone fall asleep after ordering Fourth Meal?
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It has to be option two, right? That's the far less deranged answer?
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I was about to post something sparky but I see someone already did it unironically. 10/10, no notes
The University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign (UIUC) introduces a new mascot, “Chief Illiniwek,” an Indian.
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Can someone tell Mirk the injured foot goes on the scooter? 😂😂 No wonder its not healing
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Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
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more Katin Houser disrespect ..rough year for QBs
CFB quarterbacks out/likely out for the year: Julian Sayin (Ohio State) Dante Moore (Oregon) Kamario Taylor (Miss St) Nico Iamaleava (UCLA) Mason Heintschel (Pitt) Others who have missed time: Demond Williams, JKS, Aaron Philo, DJ Lagway & more
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I'm starting to enjoy the annual journey from "What Brad Underwood wants to do" to whatever it is we wind up doing.
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I went to a Halloween parade on Saturday evening and behind me was a lady dressed as ET and I got really excited when she started looking at her phone.
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to be clear on this... the problem wasn't that Oregon ran some gadgety bullshit that didn't work ... that's fine it's that the play was just fucking moronic on top of it.
I want to talk about this bullshit... unless the dude circled in blue reported as eligible, the only people the ball could go to are circled in red.. meaning the second #1 moved across the formation, the 4 linemen on the boundary are just fucking entirely out of the play
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Just to give a little perspective... not bad for a local small town kid. #Illini
Just wanted to shoutout Aidan Laughery for being FAST 💨🔥🏈 #Illini
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We squeaked out a win in Lincoln in 2024 and I thought Dylan Raiola and Nebraska were going to be a problem this year. So far I'm half-wrong
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I want to talk about this bullshit... unless the dude circled in blue reported as eligible, the only people the ball could go to are circled in red.. meaning the second #1 moved across the formation, the 4 linemen on the boundary are just fucking entirely out of the play
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Kinda surprised by this to be honest because I thought the D played great... I'm curious what the second half only stats looked like in this one.
🏈📊DID WE REALLY GET BEAT THAT BAD? Net Success Rates in Week 8
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Knowing how busy these guys are and how critical for the team the last couple of weeks were... thats a hell of a lot to juggle.
Per #illini athletics, Bret Bielema's father passed away on Sunday. Thoughts with Bielema and his family.
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SCOTT FROST RANKED WIN AT UCF BEFORE MATT RHULE RANKED WIN AT NEBRASKA
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Oregon gives up 21 points unanswered vs. Illinois to drop to 4-3 on the season 😳 They face Northwestern and Ohio State the next two weeks 👀
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Noted defensive mind...
North Carolina State has fired Dave Doeren, the school just announced. NC State lost to Stanford on Friday night. We now have two Power 4 head coach openings.
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Broke dick Oregon football program couldn't even give us a ranked win
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I like how Dan Lanning was like "how can I break my kicker, like.. for the rest of his life"
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