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Seattle, WA
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Recently, there was an e-mail on the work account that talked about bad reviews, and if we wanted help to remove them. The two reviews provided were exactly the same with different names. I ignored it. He e-mailed again claiming he wasn't a bot, he was a real person.
I ignored it again. Then he sends another one stating this was his final time reaching out whether we wanted the reviews deleted or if we thought it wouldn't negatively impact our business.
You know how I just posted about celebrities at the market?
Well, just met Murr from Impractical Jokers. He wasn't really in the mood to talk, but a smile and a nod will do.
There are times i have met celebrities in the market. There are times when i say, "that can't possibly be them", and it is. Then there are times like today where a man was being lead around by market security. Wow, someone is a VIP.
I gave them chocolate pasta, and said, "enjoy your time in Seattle". Even customers were asking me who that was. It's gotta be someone!
The same people who were cheering Iranians on for revolting against their government, which was also about economic hardship but was propagandized as the public being sick of being under rule by the IRGC, are now upset about the French, Italian and Belgians revolting...
They can try to suppress his past tweets all they want, but if you look hard enough, you can find it.
I don't know why some people think Muslims don't have a sense of humour, or can't laugh at themselves.
Have you considered certifying your jokes HaLOL?
People might ask what is the worst part about getting older. Common answers would be aches and pains. Missed opportunities. I say, it's knowing too much. I mean, unless you are one of these people that distance themselves from the news or knowledge.
Then the firsts you are offered, you don't want to do. You just wait around for something to happen so you can ask, "was that the first time you got kicked in the balls?". Then you can share the amount of quirky stories about the amount of times you've been kicked in the balls.
Apparently, and I didn't know this was a thing, but if you don't celebrate Columbus Day, you hate Italians. Nothing to do with Columbus owning slaves, treating people like shit, NOT discovering America. Nah, you hate Italians. Must have taken a page out of the Israeli lobby.
All throughout time, countries expanding their borders was viewed as a bad thing. Can anyone tell me why Israel expanding its borders somehow makes it exempt from criticism, other than "Arabs are evil, and we need to kill them before they kill us?"
Open up the work e-mail, and there are two messages stating "Pappardelle's Pasta Negative Review". My mind goes, "oh oh, what is this?", but it's a guy saying he has found two negative reviews on Google, and asks if we need assistance to remove them.