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Brb just remembered I’m perceived by others
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Does anyone want to hit me with a car over and over again
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Everyone is actually pissing me off so bad but I know that’s only bc I’m unmedicated rn
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I think there is something to this bc when I started busing less, I feel like I actually regressed so bad when it comes to time management
someone's probably gonna burn me at the stake for this take but i legit think being car-free/a transit user has helped me learn to manage time relative to adhd brain...when being 2min late for the bus means being 30min late for a commitment, you learn to plan ahead QUICK
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when the drink be too strong when the tree be way too strong
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I had to explain to Joseph (deep into teenage mutant ninja turtles rn) why the ninja emoji is off limits to him
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ayo edebiri in chanel for ‘paper magazine’
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Ayo Edebiri stuns for Paper Magazine. 📸: Jaša Müller
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Ayo Edebiri photographed by Jaša Müller for Paper Magazine
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Me talking to my water bottle
thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold
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Nick Cannon calls Democrats “the party of the KKK”: “People don’t know that the Democrats are the party of the KKK. People don’t know that the Republicans are the party that freed the slaves.”
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They surgically removed the parasite of my brain that would compel me to engage in online discourse and I was left only with love and empathy for my fellow man
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Just broke my back up glasses I’ve been wearing bc my main ones are also broken
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it’s all corrupt girl
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I think Charlie Kirk’s memory being turned into joke is basically exactly what he deserves
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Less than six months after the Annunciation shooting, MPD received many calls about ICE circling schools and harassing kids… and they just . did . nothing. And now MPD wants a $38 million cop playground???? Give me a BREAK
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I love not living in an apartment I just be in the house screaming bc I can and nobody gaf
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“It’s not my job to educate you” is another one lowkey
no millennial trope has broken more brains than "you don't owe anybody anything". an ignoble, selfish narcissism dressed up in therapy-speak about boundaries and self-care in order to give yourself a pass from treating other people with a basic level of care and respect
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Nancy from The Craft 🌙✨
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White boys love singing Luther vandross at karaoke
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