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Historic sites nerd & ne'er-do-well. Cereal aficionado. Dad-jokester. Passionately ambivalent. Living in the Midwest but a Marylander for life.

Joined July 2020
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I may have gotten confused by all the yard signs. I think I just voted for a realtor...
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Critical information for readers from the Tri-State area. The nearest H-E-B is 1,224 miles away. That’s a grocery run of 37 hours round trip. (Plus shopping time.)
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I haven’t been so frustrated with a team since the 2026 Orioles
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Michael J. Plummer retweeted
At this point it's just absolutely embarrassing stuff by the Ravens How do you give up leads like this almost every single time It is an identity that's spanned coaches, rosters, players and more
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Michael J. Plummer retweeted
Ravens forget how to tackle in the second half. And it happens weekly.
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"I heard a preacher say recently that hope is a revolutionary patience... Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. You wait and watch and work: you don't give up" -Anne Lamott, 'Bird by Bird'
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Unless you’re in Iowa, then it’s *Political ad, political ad, political ad, Liberty Bibberty, promo for local news featuring political stories, political ad*
“We’ll be back after this commercial break” *Fanduel, political ad, Polymarket, Liberty Bibberty, Sydney Sweeney nude*
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Michael J. Plummer retweeted
I’d be a terrible superhero. I’d be at home and see the signal in the sky and be like “I literally just sat down”
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Michael J. Plummer retweeted
Still mad about the Orioles layoffs. The content and game presentation staff didn’t build our roster. Why are the people who make Camden Yards fun losing their jobs? What explanation do fans deserve from ownership?
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Michael J. Plummer retweeted
That "no sales tax on utilities" line item is a massive and perpetual tax break for the largest ELECTRIC ARC FURNACE steel mill in the US. Something like $30M/year forever.
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Michael J. Plummer retweeted
All the guys who are trying to "protect" women's sports can't even tell the difference between a team in Georgia and a team in Iowa.
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Michael J. Plummer retweeted
I wonder if Senator Schmitt is aware there are teams called the Giants in New York AND San Francisco
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Michael J. Plummer retweeted
Seven seconds was all the @Ravens needed. @NFLBrasil
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LOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!
PUT SOME RESPECT ON HIS NAME
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Michael J. Plummer retweeted
HOW ABOUT THEM FUCKING RAVENS
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As a former Chicago pedestrian commuter, I don't exaggerate when I say that this happened to me at least once a week for 10 years.
This is how pedestrians die on our streets At a crosswalk, with the right of way, what a near miss
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Michael J. Plummer retweeted
Dogs will be like LOOK AT ME PLEASE EMERGENCY I NEED TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING LOOK and then you walk to them and they're like "hello i am your dog"
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Michael J. Plummer retweeted
This is what leadership looks like. Pete Alonso after the #Orioles swept the Blue Jays- encourage his teammates to come out with him and salute the fan base #birdland
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Michael J. Plummer retweeted
I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT
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