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@WhyRaylanNYT

Phizer gave me Wolff-Parkinson-White syndrome

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how do we get tech dweebs to move on from "vulns," god you people are annoying.
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I am a single issue voter and my issue is keeping Digger in theaters, @MayorOliviaChow​ what do you plan on doing about this
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i will settle for getting rid of culture writers post-2014 going squirrel-eyed when they get a chance to write "needle drop," the new Street Fighter was musically coordinated for these people and it sucked ass
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Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk hey man hows it going
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just kidding I don't give a fuck
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for the record i don’t think twitter is going to have some spectacular meltdown. life is rarely that wildly funny. things tend to sputter along in a more boring way. just my view
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every time some new post about Elon wanting to look at code comes out I remember @wolever once telling me that "...code is a liability" and changing my mentality entirely
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piss part is true
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A true poster doesn't need their archive; posting is forward momentum distilled into keystrokes. The poster doesn't live in the past, The poster doesn't say happy anniversary to a post. The poster posts and moves on. Jubei from Ninja Scroll? He would be a poster.
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"But I need my archive for,," that's fine, you're not a poster. You don't have to be one to be here. There's no shame in it. Not everyone was cut out for the life. Eeyore wasn't a happy little guy but all his friends still let him hang out with them in the Hundred Acre Wood.
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that said i think after over 25 years in the trenches it will be time for me to hang up my posting gloves. Some of you have been here since the early days of like, l'Hotel Chat. what a run we had.
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the idea that this website could ever be allowed to fail relies on the comically naive assumption that it isn't invaluable to US intelligence gathering. the suits in Langley absolutely not want half a billion people going back to 7,632 walled-off forums with no APIs to scrape
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first day at the Online Department of Online SIGINT: boss this is a free & easily accessible dataset built by chronic oversharers and featuring everything they say paired with everyone they speak to, and everyone who listens. we can't use THAT, that would be UNETHICAL
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alright fellas time to step in 🕵️🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♂️ – at Prague, Czech Republic
100% the reason I requested mine a few days ago – at Prague, Czech Republic
mirthmasterr (@vrunt) profile picturemirthmasterr@vrunt18 Nov 2022
if you havent requested your twitter archive yet i suggest doing it now. if we all ask at the same time it might break the website faster
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admit I have a crush on someone? on HERE? look I've seen how my posts get treated, do you think I want my crushes to do that to me too – at Prague, Czech Republic
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not a planned part of the trip but a welcome one: Pussy Riot at the Republic's Struggle for Freedom & Democracy Day. Fucking incredible. – at Prague, Czech Republic
4 members of Pussy Riot performing at Wenceslas Square

ALT 4 members of Pussy Riot performing at Wenceslas Square

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saw a headline that said cannibalism causes your nut to taste like pineapples
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you would have ate'd it
the Black Keys make music for guys whose gfs want to open the relationship but they're so abhorrent that nothing really changes for them except some nights they have to find a different place to sleep
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doesn't fit the criteria exactly but i will put money on this guy being a Black Keys fan anyway xitter.gq/PapaFazuul/status/1592…
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