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84% of Kansas towns are so small that you can "blink and miss" them entirely.
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Circa 1900. Looking east from Waco Avenue at stone arch entrance to Riverside Park.
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Kansans are the only group of Americans that can make sense of this sentence: "Arkansas is pronounced Arkansas, not Arkansas".
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100% of Kansas earthquakes are totally not caused by fracking, reports Governor Sam Brownback.
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This summer has been so nice that 99% of Kansans "Just know this winter is going to be shit."
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This summer, Kansas weather has been 1% motivation and 99% precipitation.
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If you don't wave back, you might as well come out as Missourian. You don't have to hide your sin anymore. We all know and love you anyways.
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Replying to @kssingletrack
@kssingletrack @WichitaStats just returned from a ride but its on now! +1
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40% of Kansas toll booths are fake and are privately owned. You can just drive through.
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When asked what their favorite part of the 4th was, 93% of Kansans responded "blowing shit up!"
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88% of Kansans support Tim Howard for president in 2016.
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You know you're from Kansas when your summer camps and vacations are all dependent on when harvest is
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In a surprising turn of events, the winner between KU and K State was, in fact, Wichita State University. #StatsAngry
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96.56% of Boeing 747 passengers responded on a survey that they are " positive that Wichita, KS has never made anything useful".
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