Well, I am a cat, who is neither dead nor alive

Joined August 2015
Health and Beauty update: Evidence that being a vile, hateful, right-wing cunt does age you prematurely. Liz Truss - The PM who lasted 49 days is ONLY 51 years old! #49DayPMTruss #TrussWasTrounchedByALettuce #ThickLizzy #MadLizzy
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This is hilarious! facebook.com/share/r/1EEB7it… Farage cannot get a titter from his own supporters! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Now, what does this remind me of ... Oh, yes. When Trump told a joke at the House of Correspondents' Dinner in July 2026. A pair of cunts. #FuckFarage #FuckTrump
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Hey @ChrisMasonBBC! This is how you treat the Fag Ash Führer. Did you notice that @sallynugent did not kiss his arse like you! #FuckFarage #FuckTice #FuckZiaYusuf #Fuck30pLee #FuckBraverman #FuckJenrick #FuckPochin #FuckReformUK #FuckTheFarRight #FuckRacists #FuckFascism
Car crash alert 🚨 Sally Nugent asks Nigel Farage about Raheem Kassam's “Nigerian scammer” comments on Kemi Badenoch and his response is painful to watch. #bbcbreakfast
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Farage is a vile, odious, racist, obnoxious, greedy, traitorous, guffawing, misogynistic, fascist, over privileged, lying, tax avoiding, patronising, deceitful, arrogant, far-right, self-serving, divisive, hate spreading, lazy, grifting, scheming cunt. However, he is FINISHED!
Car crash alert 🚨 Sally Nugent asks Nigel Farage about Raheem Kassam's “Nigerian scammer” comments on Kemi Badenoch and his response is painful to watch. #bbcbreakfast
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Car crash alert 🚨 Sally Nugent asks Nigel Farage about Raheem Kassam's “Nigerian scammer” comments on Kemi Badenoch and his response is painful to watch. #bbcbreakfast
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Brilliant first question by GB News You are 12% behind Labour in the polls and you can't even fill this hall. Farage pretended that their voters have just gone quiet and blamed staff for having the presser on a Monday because business is busy on a Monday 🤣🤣🤣
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Let's have some fun! Caption this photo: My caption: "What is this frog-faced cunt doing on my television AGAIN!"
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Thank you so much for the trip down Memory Lane! My favourite is Rumbelows! What is your favourite?
UPDATED: This is the list of confirmed UK retailers who will currently not allow you to enter their premises if you’re wearing a poppy. Please reconsider and take your business elsewhere! C&A Our Price Little Chef Happy Eater Mister Byrite Debenhams Berni Inn Abbey National BHS Allders The Link Comet Allied Carpets Do It All Madhouse Index Safeway Gateway Dan-Air Keddies Gateway Ratners Alliance and Leicester Gamestation Dixons Phones4U Rumbelows Bejam Monarch Netto Thomas Cook Littlewoods Bradford and Bingley Texas Homecare Somerfield Barratts Tandy Courts JJB Sports Radio Rentals Virgin Megastores Woolworths
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UPDATED: This is the list of confirmed UK retailers who will currently not allow you to enter their premises if you’re wearing a poppy. Please reconsider and take your business elsewhere! C&A Our Price Little Chef Happy Eater Mister Byrite Debenhams Berni Inn Abbey National BHS Allders The Link Comet Allied Carpets Do It All Madhouse Index Safeway Gateway Dan-Air Keddies Gateway Ratners Alliance and Leicester Gamestation Dixons Phones4U Rumbelows Bejam Monarch Netto Thomas Cook Littlewoods Bradford and Bingley Texas Homecare Somerfield Barratts Tandy Courts JJB Sports Radio Rentals Virgin Megastores Woolworths
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Reform supporters standing behind Nigel Farage and Robert Jenrick weren't wearing poppies. Absolutely disgraceful.
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And the good news just keeps coming. Populist right-wing dominoes are either falling or failing… one by one. Brazil Hungary Netherlands Poland Serbia Sweden (hopefully ✌🏻) UK Fingers crossed for Spain (election on 29 November 2026) bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cw5y…
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Who broke Britain?
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Left: More empty seats than filled seats at Farage's event today Right: Farage blames his staff for the empty seats, says people running businesses on Mondays tend to be rather busy. So was it staff incompetence, or were they busy? And why hold an event on a day they're busy? Today's announcement was a chance to persuade people that Reform’s economic plans are serious. Instead, the empty seats and the excuse became the story.
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BREAKING NEWS: Reform UK to report their own staff to the police after Nigel Farage was forced to launch a major policy announcement to a half empty room. A visibly furious Richard Tice said "our staff are clearly part of an establishment plot to make us look boring & unpopular"
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Or it’s because he’s a washed up corrupt little tetchy grifter with only the racists still waving their ingerlund flags at him 😂
Nigel Farage blamed his staff for the empty room.
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The awkward pause for the laughter that never came 🤣🤣😂
Farage asked about the Commons Standards Investigation - His cringeworthy response falls flat with the audience.
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GB News calling out the sparse attendance Seems the closeness with GB News may be slowly ebbing away.
It seems to have been a struggle to find volunteers to fill the room for Reform UK’s pre-Budget announcement today. Watch now on @GBNEWS.
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Sights like this are genuinely restoring my faith in humanity......
I’m not sure I’ve seen a Nigel Farage press conference quite this empty
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