William Creamer

Clocking off for the last time at @BCHCamping #sadtimes #greatmemories #71/2years – at South West, England

Fred Clark is fucking minted #newburystyle – at Newbury, England

Great performance by @bathrugby tonight ! Congrats on @SamBurgess8 getting man of the match ! Well deserved #bonus #BathRugby #AvivaPrem – at South West, England

Cannot wait to get merry and sing auld Lang syne obnoxiously loud. #NYE2014 #leader #HappyNewYear – at South West, England

@Jo_Pitmann sorry I could of found a box for it :/ xitter.gq/trigger0608/status/547…” – at Sandiacre, England

S club 7 back on telly .... Take me back to Sutton benger primary school disco #SCLUB #player – at Sutton Benger, England

Why do I always match with anti fieldsports on tinder ! #banter – at South West, England

Student finance is a right pain in the bum bum #fashionablylate #ooops – at South West, England

It's safe to the say the velvet is staying in it's bag tonight ! #messy #raaaah – at South West, England

Big game today ! Debut for a few players #hitmanharford @Callum588

People who read Facebook messages and don't reply #justwannachinyou #👊 – at Sutton Benger, England

Monsters unleashed !! Quality film #misteryinc – at South West, England

@TheWurzels you fail to disappoint once again ! Always a pleasure #tunnel #Cirencester – at South West, England

Am I going to see animals in the zoo today ? No you dumb whore !! Your going to be seeing cardboard cutouts #dumbstudentbitches – at Batheaston, England

Given up ! Moved to the quiet carriage ! God bless the garage for the people who hate people ! #hopestinkerdoesntfollow – at South West, England

Sorry rotter talking about how she hasn't brushed her teeth in a few days ! 'I just realised my breath stinks of shit' #grim #bitchshutup – at Chippenham, England

Great send off to an incredible lady. Her lasting legacy in the village will remain strong for many years to come. #restinpeacemrsbridewell – at Sutton Benger, England

But on a more joyous note ! Oh glorious 12th be upon us gentlemen #Glorious12th #grouse – at South West, England

Extremely sad to hear about robin Williams ! #RIPRobinWilliams – at South West, England

Courtesy car broom broom #weapon – at South West, England