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Will Felcon retweeted
“Halloween is next Saturday. The number of adults I know who went to Halloween parties in costume this weekend makes me fucking astounded in a bad way. What the fuck are we doing?” -Francis Ellis
“I agree. It’s a holiday for infants” -Lol Sas
Will Felcon retweeted
Being 45 is such a strange experience.
One minute, you want to make more money, get ridiculously fit, reinvent your entire life, and become the healthiest version of yourself.
The next minute, you want to disappear into the mountains for three weeks, turn your phone off, avoid everyone, and remember what peace feels like.
You want adventure, but you also want your own bed.
You want to be productive, but you also want to cancel every plan you’ve made.
You want to build wealth, travel the world, and accomplish big things, but you also consider 8:30 p.m. a perfectly reasonable bedtime.
And honestly? A mug of hot chocolate, a cozy blanket, and absolutely nobody asking you for anything sounds like the ultimate luxury.
Is this what getting older feels like, or have I just reached the age where peace and quiet are the real definition of success? 😂
Will Felcon retweeted
When you hear Trump's team brag about how much they have given to Ukraine, here are the actual numbers.
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Trump’s tariffs raised prices on more than imports. New York Fed researchers found they also pushed up the cost of American-made goods.
Full story here foxnews.com/politics/america…
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A woman from the box cover of a 1990's triple penetration VHS tape explains how Trump is saving America by allowing Putin to save America.
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The Yankees have played in two World Series over the last 23 years.
It's their fewest appearances in any 23-year stretch in history.
Will Felcon retweeted
If you're buying your 10 year old children electric bicycles that go 40 miles per hour you are stupid and reckless
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The biggest flex in your 40s is a healthy marriage, a fit body, enough money, and nothing to prove.
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America was STRONGER under @JoeBiden.
Period.
The numbers don't lie.
The revisionist history won't change it. 🇺🇸
Will Felcon retweeted
Now that he won’t stop talking, the folks who told us Hasan Piker is a serious voice who should be listened to ought to let us know which of these positions we’re supposed to take seriously:
1. That “pound for pound,” America is worse than al-Qaeda - a ridiculous statement on a normal day, but particularly vile the same week we’re reflecting on the loss of 3,000 Americans on the 25th anniversary of 9/11.
2. That Communist China’s repressive regime is the “model” for America.
3. That Mao was “a great man of history” while the collapse of the Soviet Union was "one of the greatest catastrophes of the 20th century."
The great thing about America is that everyone is entitled to their opinions and free to express them, however dumb or immoral. That includes ‘Comrade’ Piker. The rest of us are just as free - obligated even - to call out this vile, hateful speech that only divides America.
axios.com/2026/09/17/hasan-p…
Will Felcon retweeted
This is a stunning ad from Maria Elvira Salazar, a south Florida House Republican.
“Mr. President, some of your immigration enforcement efforts have gone too far. In July, 50% of the 50,000 people that were detained had no criminal record. Be careful what your advisers are telling you about immigration policy.
“The same Hispanics who helped you get to the White House in 2024 feel betrayed today. You can be for immigration what Lincoln was for slavery and Reagan was for communism. I'm not talking about giving them amnesty. I'm talking about giving them a dignified life in this promised land.”
Will Felcon retweeted
Alcohol may play a greater role in death from numerous types of cancers in the United States than previously known, according to a new study. cnn.it/4yim8Jl
