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Ganker of demons, consumer of pie, admirer of women, & the permanent pain in @TemplarBitch's ass. @GeekBoySW's brother. #OffTheMarket #HouseBroken [RP/Parody]

In @TemplarBitch's Pants
Joined June 2013
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//Hey all. I'm still around. Been a rough few months. I haven't really felt like RPing for a while due to my personal problems...and Twitter decided to eat all my notifications while I was away. Thank you for checking on me @GeekBoySW
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//Wow...I haven't been on here in over a year. I'm surprised Twitter didn't force me to unfollow everyone. Anyhoo, hope you all are well. I've had some mental heath issues this year, drama, drama, blah, blah, blah. I'm still here. Maybe I'll feel like RPing next year.
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My youngest learned how to use my camera on my phone. He thought it was an excellent time to show me...It wasn't.
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It was probably all my hopes and dreams.
You sure it weren't just your hope for some action?
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I thought I saw a tumbleweed blow by.
Surprisingly ain't much, it's been eerily quiet.
[Wipes dust and cobwebs off my TL.] So...uh...What have I missed?
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//@GeekBoySW Thank you for checking on me. That means everything.
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All my stories before getting tossed into the clink usually start with, "I was just going into a strip club and..." xitter.gq/RhiannonRose120/status…
When you're just trying to go to the strip club in GTA and 3 assholes wanna team up and gang bang ya. Just go jerk each other off. All I was trying to do was go to the strip club and mind my own business.
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I do love boneless pork rectums...as long as they're deep fried.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. I'm touched and all that mushy, blah, blah, blah.
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//I'm still around, still computer sharing because mine wasn't built in time. Also, my eardrum exploded, so there's that.
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//Still around. Still no computer of my own. I gotta share. I'm sorry, all.
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5 Yr Old: Bean, can I have the new iPhone X? Me: I don't know. Can I sell you on eBay?
By Grabthar's hammer, by the Sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged! xitter.gq/WhovianFeminism/status…
Lord give me the confidence of a mediocre white dude who somehow thinks he can top Galaxy Quest.
Now my toddler doesn't want to take his off, so I can wash it because he's afraid I won't give it back. 2/2
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Koalas have fingerprints similar to people. Basically @GeekBoySW & I need to carry koala prints to crime scenes...or, you know, wear gloves.
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