Lover of The Simpsons, Roberto Carlos, Leighton Baines, Carbonara and (unfortunately) Everton. He/Him #DontBuyTheSun
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I'd love Everton to sign Karim Benzema, Sergio Ramos or Paul Pogba.
Mainly because their wages would be so high it would liquidate the club, the Blues would cease to exist and I could finally be happy.
๐จ๐ก Some of the main free agents currently available on the market.
๐ซ๐ท Paul Pogba
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Jadon Sancho
๐ช๐ธ Dani Carvajal
๐ช๐ธ Sergio Ramos
๐ซ๐ท Karim Benzema
๐ฆ๐น David Alaba
๐ง๐ท Philippe Coutinho
๐จ๐ฎ Yves Bissouma
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Raheem Sterling
๐ฉ๐ฟ Riyad Mahrez
๐บ๐ฆ Oleksandr Zinchenko
๐จ๐ฎ Wilfried Zaha
๐ญ๐ท Marcelo Brozoviฤ
๐ต๐น Renato Sanches
Will retweeted
Everton's move for Folarin Balogun is off. Terms of fee were renegotiated with Monaco but Everton claim the player had a late change of heart. David Moyes left with a smaller squad than last season and only Thierno Barry as a striker. Shambles.
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Selling Beto and his replacement has failed his medical and we have one (not very good) striker in the entire club. This is very funny
๐จBREAKING! - Folarin Balogun has failed his Everton medical. The deal could collapse despite Monaco and Everton reached a full agreement
(Source - @FabriceHawkins )
Selling Beto and his replacement has failed his medical and we have one (not very good) striker in the entire club. This is very funny
๐จBREAKING! - Folarin Balogun has failed his Everton medical. The deal could collapse despite Monaco and Everton reached a full agreement
(Source - @FabriceHawkins )
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If Everton sell Armstrong, Ndiaye and or OโBrien, then there are much bigger questions to be asked. It has the feel of a club demolishing rather than building
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Only club to be told that being relegated and then consequently winning promotion is better than not getting relegated
โSince the turn of the century, Everton are the only club currently in the top four divisions of English football who have neither experienced the exhilaration of winning a trophy nor had the rush of securing a promotionโ
Just over three decades on from Evertonโs last silverware-winning season, fans feel that the club has stagnated.
@DKingTelegraph explores what needs to change in Merseyside to bring back the spark โฌ๏ธ
telegraph.co.uk/football/202โฆ
In preparation for the years of torment, sorrow and misery that Odysseus suffered in The Odyssey, Matt Damon method acted and set himself up as an Everton fan.
The only torture comparable to Homerโs great epic.
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Pickford is always a good barometer on whether people have a clue about football, and whether their opinions are based on what their eyes see or what they read. That stat alone is mental
Big Dunc, what a legend.
I said that 3-1 Chelsea game was my favourite ever game โthose were the daysโ he replied. Up the toffees
