I hate kings and I hate taxes, unless I am said king levying said taxes. All my good ideas come from chugging cleaning chemicals.

Presidential Janitor's Closet
Joined June 2024
My ideology is Windex Chugged and Teto Hugged
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Me putting my miku skin away for the teto one(miku will never see the light of day again)
KASANE TETO & PIRATE MIKU FORTNITE SKINS
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why marry someone you don’t wanna have sex with? i don’t get it
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Brazil and canada 4 seconds after declaring war
Replying to @NekroMoth
The amount of propaganda Americans consume is so absurd that they don’t realize that without Mexico shielding them, Brazil would conquer and enslave them in less than two weeks. You’d last three weeks against Canada and barely two days against Liechtenstein.
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"Tee-hee, we are such intellectual rebels in this class because we read banned books. Wait, what's that Chad, you have a suggestio-NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOT THAT ONE!!!!!"
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she did it 🥹
Tempting, isn’t it?
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Trying to get a friend to love your interest
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All these good Adam Smasher shitposts make me want to see a legitimately good equivalent of him
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Replying to @Nah_zuna
deadass good guy adam smasher might be cooler than the og
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*paws at you* im back lets start a new pmc *paws at you* im back lets start a new pmc *paws at you* im back lets start a new pmc
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Women look ridiculous in mens clothing and the only people who say otherwise are safe horny retards and women who wear mens clothing and look ridiculous in them and get insulted by it.
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Dont mess with us Umamusume fans, we're bigots and we dont even play our game
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How it feels to insert your special interest into everything
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my wallet is not safe
Tempting, isn’t it?
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For all their flaws, Russians seem like the most ensouled of humans beings
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No game will ever come close to Arkham games, game over screens
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"Oh nice another Malfoid fan- THE US DEPARMENT OF EDUCATION?!"
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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We should normalize fasting from midnight until mass again.
Niggas when they complain about fasting 5 mins for Communion:
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Happy Teto Tuesday guys
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偏頭痛
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