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Fifty years ago, Fela Kuti released Zombie, an album mocking Nigeria’s military rulers. But why does it still resonate long after military rule ended? And what made it so dangerous and infectious? Read in The Republic:

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🚨🚨 HAVE YOUR SAY ON THE DRAFT CONVERSION PRACTICES BILL If your child tells you they’re non-binary and you explain why you don’t believe that’s a real thing, should it be a police matter? The Draft Conversion Practices Bill would create new criminal offences around what it calls conversion practices. Its wording is so broad that it could capture ordinary conversations between parents and children, pastoral care and careful, exploratory therapy. Those found guilty could face up to five years in prison. The Bill threatens free speech, religious freedom, women’s rights and single-sex spaces. It also threatens gender non-conforming children, who need to hear from parents acting in their best interests. Above all, it threatens your right to a private family life, free from state interference in how you parent. A Joint Committee of Parliament is accepting written evidence until 5 pm on Monday 16 November 2026 β€” one week from today. Anyone can respond. The Free Speech Union has built a tool to help you write your own response to the Committee in just a few minutes, or add your name to the petition πŸ‘‡
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Hi. Meteorologist here. This is nonsense. We have not entered a β€œnew age of climate extremes.” There is no such thing as a β€œsupersized El NiΓ±o” and the planet isn’t being β€œsuperheated” by climate change either. First, the correct meteorological term is β€œvery strong El NiΓ±o.” Second, El NiΓ±o a natural part of Earth’s internal weather and climate variability. It is just the positive (warm) phase of the El NiΓ±o–Southern Oscillation (ENSO). Correspondingly, La NiΓ±a is the negative (cool) phase. The atmospheric circulation component of ENSO in the tropical Pacific is the β€œSouthern Oscillation.” But the resulting warming (cooling) sea surface temperature (SST) response is El NiΓ±o (La NiΓ±a). Normally, the thermocline (a transition layer separating warmer mixed water at the surface from cooler water below) in the Pacific Ocean slopes down towards the west. This means that the western Pacific usually has a deep, warm mixed layer of water extending downward from the surface, while the eastern Pacific has a relatively shallow mixed layer. These are β€œENSO neutral” conditions. The sloped nature of the thermocline is maintained by easterly wind stress on the equatorial Pacific ocean surface. The strength of the easterlies is determined by the balance between convection (upward motion) over Indonesia and subsidence (downward motion) in the central and eastern Pacific. During La NiΓ±a, easterlies are stronger than normal because convection is displaced further west. Lower pressure over the Maritime Continent and higher pressure over Tahiti results in a strongly positive SOI index. Higher wind stress pushes even more warm surface water westward, resulting in the formation of an even larger warm pool in the west Pacific near Asia, which steepens the thermocline. This enhances divergence, leading to upwelling of cool, nutrient-rich water in the central and eastern Pacific. However, if convection moves eastward over the Pacific, the easterlies weaken or even locally reverse (we call these β€œwesterly wind bursts”) and thermocline begins to flatten, allowing warmer water in the west Pacific to slosh eastward, creating a deeper pool of warm water in the central and eastern Pacific. This is El NiΓ±o, and this is occurring right now. The state of ENSO is quantified using the SST anomalies [relative to the most recent 30-year mean; currently, we use 1991–2020] along the equatorial belt. The main area for which SSTAs are monitored is the NiΓ±o 3.4 region, which runs from the 120–170th meridians of longitude and 5Β° north or south of the equator (5Β°N–5Β°S, 170Β°W–120Β°W). If the three-month averaged SSTA in NiΓ±o 3.4 is at least +0.5Β°C (+0.9Β°F), then El NiΓ±o is declared. If the three-month averaged SSTA is at least βˆ’0.5Β°C (βˆ’0.9Β°F), La NiΓ±a is declared. El NiΓ±o (La NiΓ±a) events are classified as either being β€œweak,” β€œmoderate,” β€œstrong,” or β€œvery strong” depending on how far above (below) average SSTs in NiΓ±o 3.4 have been for the last three months. If the three-month averaged SSTA is +0.5–0.99Β°C (βˆ’0.5Β°C to βˆ’0.99Β°C), then the El NiΓ±o (La NiΓ±a) is weak. If it's +1–1.49Β°C (βˆ’1Β°C to βˆ’1.49Β°C), then the El NiΓ±o (La NiΓ±a) is moderate. If it's +1.5–1.99Β°C (βˆ’1.5Β°C to βˆ’1.99Β°C), then the El NiΓ±o (La NiΓ±a) is strong. If it's β‰₯ +2.0Β°C (≀ βˆ’2.0Β°), then the El NiΓ±o (La NiΓ±a) is very strong. The latest data from CDAS indicate that the NiΓ±o 3.4 region is currently +2.9Β°C (relative to 1991–2020). This means that we are in β€œvery strong El NiΓ±o” territory.” And this has happened several times before. Very Strong El NiΓ±os occurred in 1790–93, 1827–28, 1844–45, 1890–91, 1925–26, 1982–83, 1997–98, and 2015–16. You are nothing but an ignorant, agenda-driven clown.
We've entered a new age of climate extremes: A supersized El NiΓ±o is colliding with a planet already superheated by climate change. The latest @WMO report shows once again that leaders must get serious by cutting emissions faster, accelerating a just transition from fossil fuels & delivering the finance & protection vulnerable countries need. wmo.int/news/media-centre/st…
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Two cases would have forensic evidence one case word of mouth. Rape is abhorrent but there seems to be different interpretations placed on some perpetrators sentences than others.
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Two fishermen rescued a 37-year-old cruise ship pianist who was found treading water nearly 20 miles off the California coast. He had reportedly fallen overboard from Royal Caribbean’s Ovation of the Seas and may have been in the Pacific for about nine hours. The man was taken to a hospital and is expected to survive. The Coast Guard is investigating how he went overboard. VIA: @CNN
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No DNA. No CCTV. No forensic evidence. Just witness testimony. 10 years and 6 months. This is not justice. This is a corrupt 2 tier system making an example of a man who spoke out against them. The same system that protected the perpetrators of the grooming gangs, ignored the victims and arrest innocent citizens for posting their opinions online.
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When land invaders take a South African town hostage Tomorrow, I interview the award-winning director of Stolen Ground and Stolen Ground 2, @Joe_Emilio_. Stolen Ground 2 (2026) investigates the landgrabs at South African seaside town Hermanus, and looks into who is responsible. Tune in live at 19:00 CAT Link below ⬇️
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What an asshole. I love him!!!!!
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Trans ideology has turned its sights on parents, and its weapon of choice is Labour’s Conversion Practices Bill. The Bill would criminalise parents who question their children about gender. Abhorrent practices such as chemical castration and β€œcorrective rape” are rightly already illegal. So what is this Bill seeking to achieve? It is not what it says on the tin. As Hadley Freeman writes in The Times: β€œThese appalling stories are what the government is hoping you think about when you hear about its draft Conversion Practices Bill.” What the Bill would really ban are well-intentioned conversations between parents and therapists and gender-confused children, as well as religious leaders sharing their faith’s teachings on sex, gender and marriage with their congregations. Parents could face up to five years in prison for attempting to dissuade their child from embarking on irreversible, life-changing and dangerous medical pathways. This Bill is not about protecting gay people from discrimination. As Hadley writes: β€œIt is about banning anyone β€” parents, teachers, spouses, doctors, employers β€” from asking questions when a person, even a child, says they believe they were born in the wrong body and are transgender.” Hadley concludes: β€œWhat this Bill proves most of all is that, as long as there are politicians who outsource their thinking to activists so they never have to make their own decisions, and who prioritise buzzwords over proper understanding, gender ideology will never die.” Read more below in @thetimes πŸ‘‡
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Michael Beaumont getting ready to negotiate coalitions! 🀑🀦🏻
Another day of negotiating coalitions based on the best service delivery interests of South Africans and our constituents, and not based on the wishes of our opponents and those who have worked to destroy us.
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Dear diary , today I start my first day as a car guard ..
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