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Keep scraping by like the Piragua guy, but I'm livin. My life is a dumpster fire, but that still means it's a lil bit lit tho. MSU Alumna, model, HR, Scientist

Chicago, IL
Joined February 2013
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I FELL OFF MY BED AND HIT MY HEAD REALLY HARD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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The average black child has eaten more spaghetti than an Italian man
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen an IG sketch this dense with jokes
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Caleb Williams arriving at O’hare airport to pick-up Jeffrey Simmons
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RIP Patrick Stewart Never forget when he told Tua “you’re not built for the moment”
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Screaming
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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man they was gon kill his ass LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Malik Beasley will enter a guilty plea for GAMBLING on Dec. 9 Here he is going coast-to-coast with 5 seconds left like his LIFE DEPENDED ON IT just to cut the lead from 9 to 7. 😭 The spread was +8.5
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✨ Bears core ✨
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When En Vogue hit SNL in March 1992, they dismantled the myth that girl groups couldn’t sing full-throttle live in heels. Trading leads across Cindy, Dawn, Terry, and Maxine, their dynamic control remained untouchable—from Dawn’s raspy rock bite to Terry’s operatic belts. When they converged on the hook, their four-part harmonies locked in with their blend and zero backing tape. The album dropped 3 days later, proving to themselves and to the world just how Funky, these Divas really are.
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I will always love you, Chinese Hispanic Grocery of Eldridge Street
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Obama Stretch My Hands
OUR 44th president. Let's finish what he started and guarantee healthcare for every American. 🇺🇸
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immediate parent / teacher conference! but I fear home is also a bird cage because you don’t get this from out of thin air at this age.
come get these kids!!! 😭
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This is probably the first original joke i’m seeing on this app in a very long time.
Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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Chicago will put a speed limit camera up yo ass if you not careful
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How Jay Z gonna open up the Superbowl
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Me when JAY-Z plays this during his Super Bowl Performance: #AppleMusicHalftime #SBLXI
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Show me a guy with better dimples, I’ll wait 👉🏼😏
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THIS WHAT KINDA FRIENDS Y’ALL NEED OMG!!
i got nasty & disrespectful first ??
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