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Call mississippi and mn 1 sleepy nbc I wanna go to bed
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MAGA in the clutch
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Kyle Kuzma will be turned to paste, per @ShamsCharania
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starting tomorrow
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Every data center in America is getting converted into a Somalian daycare tomorrow
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MY GOD ITS BEAUTIFUL
blue iowa...save me blue iowa...
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Replying to @eastgorteau
They really thought they had a chance this year of all years
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son every fucking result is like: Hitlerville Trump +66.2 Democrat: 51.1 Republican: 48.9 steve kornacki: I have never fuckign seen this in my life
HE IS STUNNED DAWG
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I guess it shouldn't be surprising that Rob Sand beat Zach Lahn. Iowa-based teams beat Kansas-based teams all the time.
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they’re currently setting off fireworks in the people’s republic of iowa city
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We can finally turn the frogs gay without anybody fucking bitching about it
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EVERYONE IN TEXAS IS GETTING NEW PRONOUNS YOU HAVE UNTIL TOMORROW TO PICK THEM OUT OR YOU’RE GETTING SENTENCED TO HARD LABOR
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Holy shit we flipped fucking MN 01???
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Thank you genuinely
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Was scrolling quickly and briefly thought Greg Newsome had flipped another state
BIG BLUE WE ARE HERE TO STAY ‼️🙏🏽
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Replying to @GrantMN3
Its encouraging that its close tbh but man I would have loved him to win
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Replying to @irisketball
I truly never thought I would say this at any point in my life but Sengun is too low
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tonight was for Alex and Renee WE VOTED.. because they couldn't 💙💙
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Replying to @__OuterHeaven__
Im not getting my hopes up but man it would be the cherry on top of tonight
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