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Candycorn, Florida
Joined February 2021
Chip Wonderful retweeted
% of 30 year old men who are married and own their home 1960: 50% 2026: 15% Young men are locked out of the American Dream. We need a blueprint to fix this.
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Chip Wonderful retweeted
The most damning chart in America. The stock market and GDP mean absolutely nothing if young men can't buy a home and get married.
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Chip Wonderful retweeted
Breaking news! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Lil pitter’s are waking up! People are asking snerd why are you so quiet? Bash Pitt! Well if I did it would just be drowned out by all the posts from lil pitters bashing Pitt and narduzzi! It seems like they have finally realized what I been telling them for the last 5 years. I may be out of a job soon! 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️
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Chip Wonderful retweeted
"Happy to be alive," Joey Logano says on NBC after praising the NextGen's safety and that the cave wasn't compromised in a way it did the last time he flipped
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Chip Wonderful retweeted
SCARY SCENES AT TALLADEGA! Joey Logano flips onto his roof as NASCAR brings out the red flag! 💥😱 #NASCAR #JoeyLogano
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A lapped car causes a stack up with 4 to go at Talladega 🤦‍♂️
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Chip Wonderful retweeted
Lil pitters sure are gluttons for punishment. Personally I’d get tired of poor sporting performances and shitty beer, but some folks just don’t have good taste. @BigSteve_H you may have a problem! May want to check out an @SuperSober @AlcoholicsAnony meeting. They can help with that shitty beer addiction. Sadly there’s no known cure for being a lil pitter! 🤣🤣🤣
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🚨Report: Greece's parliament passed a bill Friday banning children under 15 from using social media platforms, with the measure set to take effect on January 1, 2027.
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The Year the NFL came to Bristol Motor Speedway 🏈 Read more below 📖⬇️ bristolmotorspeedway.com/med…
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Chip Wonderful retweeted
UCF's upset win over No. 2 BYU had one of the craziest endings in recent memory: - UCF sets up for a game-winning field goal with 10 seconds left in regulation - Clock resets to 15 seconds, so UCF spikes the ball, then throws a pass away - UCF once again sets up for a game-winning field goal with 11 seconds left (now third down), and it's blocked - UCF kicker Will Stone recovers his own blocked kick, theoretically giving UCF a chance at another kick on fourth down - But Stone's helmet comes off because of a facemask, but refs pick up the flag, and since his helmet came off, it leads to a 10-second runoff forcing OT - The ending of regulation was reviewed, with both coaches freaking out for a really long time, before determining they're going to OT - Both teams score TDs quickly in OT1 - UCF opens OT2 with a drive that stalls, so it kicks a field goal to go up 34-31 - BUT BYU roughs UCF's kicker in double OT to give UCF a first down, leading to a TD + they get the 2-point conversion - On fourth and goal in double OT, UCF gets the stop, and the field at the Bounce House is stormed (the goalposts go down) - UCF head coach Scott Frost says, "That's the weirdest end to a game I've ever seen" - In the end, UCF backup QB Keyone Jenkins takes down the No. 2 team in the country I'm pretty sure I got that all right, but this game was completely bonkers, so I can't be sure
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Chip Wonderful retweeted
Greg Buttle on Joe Paterno ""He was the greatest individual football coach and person I’ve ever met in my life. He wanted you to be all you could be with discipline, responsibility, and character."
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Chip Wonderful retweeted
He came back for these moments 🙌
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Jeff Gordon
Who was the first race car driver you remember cheering for?
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Replying to @Wonderful_Chip
I be grew up watching Stanford in a sold out stadium beating the crap out of ND every year. I remember them being a dark horse playoff team in 2015 and mccaffrey’s legendary Rose Bowl performance. It’s a shame the amount of billionaires that university produces and nobody seems to think NIL is a good investment. I guess you could say the same about Pitt with the likes of Tepper and Rees etc. Too bad they don’t see the potential.
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Chip Wonderful retweeted
"We got a hell of a football. Now, any of those voters out there, if they wake their ass up, they might figure that out." - Pittsburgh HC Pat Narduzzi
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Things would’ve gone a lot different for Joe Paterno and PSU if the fat coward @ScottPaterno brought this energy to his father’s front lawn in 2011!
I m willing to bet any amount you choose that you do not know anything about this case that was fabricated against #joePaterno Jay Paterno - 3 months ago You are a 🦜
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Chip Wonderful retweeted
I m willing to bet any amount you choose that you do not know anything about this case that was fabricated against #joePaterno Jay Paterno - 3 months ago You are a 🦜
#JoePaKnew Fuck that piece of shit
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Chip Wonderful retweeted
Typical lil pitter!
Replying to @hail2snerd
He averaged 0.5 tackles per game. The team is better off without his fat slow ass. LMAOOOOO 🫵
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Chip Wonderful retweeted
Yes sir!
Greatest to ever do it, on or off the field.
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