Snottie Pimphand

Dear, Whatever doesn't kill me. I'm strong enough now, thanks. – at Los Angeles, CA

I try to keep my groupchat cameos short and sweet. – at Los Angeles, CA

Most people do not want to hear your opinion, unless it is exactly like their own. – at Los Angeles, CA

Love is loyalty and loyalty is love. Everything else is everything else. – at Los Angeles, CA

Mfs always talking bout “it’s the principle” idgaf if it was the lunch lady – at Los Angeles, CA

Proven fact: Sandwiches taste better when cut diagonally in half. – at Los Angeles, CA

My lady said, "You always blame everyone else when things go wrong." I said, "And who's fault is that?" This joke is the story of my life. – at Los Angeles, CA

Sometimes the best way to get through a private struggle is to speak vaguely about it on social media to thousands of people. – at Los Angeles, CA

Doom 😡 – at Los Angeles, CA

Tell your kids to go outside and play. I keep dying in Call of Duty. – at Los Angeles, CA