If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. ~Jack Lemmon

To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly. ~Author Unknown

If I've got a swing, I've got a shot. ~Bubba Watson

Everybody can see that my swing is homegrown. That means everybody has a chance to do it. ~Bubba Watson

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end. ~Chuck Hogan

What's nice about our tour is you can't remember your bad shots. ~Bob Bruce, about the senior tour

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle. ~Author Unknown

"Yeah, after each of my downhill putts." Homero Blancas, asked if he had any uphill putts

"If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf." Percey Boomer

"I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt." Chi Chi Rodriguez

"John certainly gives it a good hit, doesn't he? My Sunday best is a Wednesday afternoon compared to him." Nick Faldo, on John Daly

"His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays." Ian Baker-Finch

"Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?" Bob Hope

"When I putt, my emotions collide like tectonic plates. It's left my memory circuits full of scars that won't heal." Mac O'Grady

"Golf is not just an exercise; it's an adventure, a romance...a Shakespeare play in which disaster and comedy are intertwined."Harold Segall

"Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner". Chi Chi Rodriguez

"Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off." Chi Chi Rodriguez

"If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him." Bob Hope

"Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?" Al Boliska

"One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good." George Archer