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Rory

@WoryM7

ive never watched a cooking show in my entire life but i can make kraft dinner so explain that.

 Canada
Joined October 2010
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Whoville celebrating Christmas means there was a Who Jesus and I can’t stop imagining what kind of insane seussical contraption they would have had to crucify people.
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taylor swift came all the way to lambeau just to watch jordan love outplay patrick mahomes. i prayed for times like these
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waiter: so how is everything? me: great! waiter: (disgusted) even war?
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rip dracula u would have loved going down a water slide flat on your back arms crossed over your chest
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how does anyone get anything done ? i spend most of my time thinking about how in an hour it will be an hour later
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Image from Fuck You I Quit (@fuckyouiquit)
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Pet rent is the stupidest concept I have ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month he is unemployed
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Image from Emily (@emilybernay)
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Image from non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder)
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Image from kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss)
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wow, another wooden ball. would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there.
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little kids are so dumb. "are we there yet?" yeah man, we're there. our final destination is this random stretch of highway. get it together
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So you’re telling me an $800 billion/year defense budget can’t stop a balloon?
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once i invent a beverage that makes you want to keep living between 3:15 and 4:48 pm it's over for you hoes
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I used to think zodiac signs were dumb but then I remembered I play fantasy football. Everyone has a thing.
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why babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere
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