Novelist, Playwright, Artist, Tweetwright. I also frequently imitate a pig and do handpuppets to amuse my wife. RT=/=Endorsements
Virginia, USA
Joined May 2011
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There’s a reason the Nats finally won & broke through that incredible season - the Baby Shark Season - where the team had unbreakable high spirits & a <1% chance
It was the first year that amazing team got rid of Bryce
Addition by subtraction
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I'm fine, I'm fine... you just got me right in the nads...
... Jesus Christ...
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It’s amazing when you find out there are board discussions analyzing why your tweet is funny
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Actually about to draw to @kidkoala ‘s “Music to Draw To”
(Sketching my this sweet little pupper at the moment)
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When you’re at a friend’s house and have a second helping of pasta and then they say there’s pie
No joke:
This is what Hank Aaron did during his poverty-stricken childhood
***Using a broom handle***
Part of how he became incredible
No joke:
This is what Hank Aaron did during his poverty-stricken childhood
Using a broom handle
Part of how he became incredible
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Umpire Laz Diaz had 5 calls overturned in the 10th inning of the Angels Twins game.
No umpire had ever had more than 3 calls overturned in a game's extra innings.
This was just the 3rd time that 5 calls were overturned in a single inning.
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Ways to get ants out of your house:
1) Ant traps
2) Say you had a good time but it's late & you have work tomorrow
3) Set house on fire
