Ed Mayhew

I've been working with the brilliant fine artist Alastair Gordon to create Lost Things, our new book and excitingly, it is at last ready to print. Help us out on #Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/ed-…

Undercooked thoughts Served too soon on chipped crockery; My guest swallows politely, Stomach souring.

Today I want you to look at everyone on your commute who is standing and imagine they are doing Riverdance. Make sure you can't see their feet. #commutergames

Just saw someone touching out with their phone and I thought "someone's not woken up properly yet." Then I realised that someone was me

Have spent most of the commute in sendingtree puns to an old friend. Getting back to our roots

Top tip: am working at Pension Advice Vouchers - makes getting financial advice more affordable #HR #Benefits #rewards #hottopic #greatplacestowork PensionAdviceVouchers.co.uk

Lou Bega

Truth or dare?

@mattconducts This is a strange request I know but I'm trying to track down Tim Hawken for a friend (we used to go to school together). You wouldn't have a number you could direct message me? Thanks in advance.

Love my new table from @CotswoldCo - but guys you've got to look into recyclable packaging!!

I honestly used to think that Karl Marx was Groucho's brother

I always think it's strange that wild and rocket are words associated with salad. #wednesday #wednesdaywusings

I suffer from Phoebephobephobephobia - fear of people with a fear of fear itself who are called Phoebe. :(

Stress relief idea: combined mug and stress ball

@streathamalley did you see this? Sure it came as a great surprise! croydonadvertiser.co.uk/news…

Love City Groove

Someone offered me 100 scented candles earlier. I thought, that's a gift not to be sniffed at. 👃

Thanks everyone for being good to me in 2017! Happy New Year!

Remember remember Crash Bandicoot Lisa Loewe Spaced Will Smith - Miami Honeyz TS Eliot - Four Quartets Carol Ann Duffy - Bee box Brian Lara Jonah Lomu

#Toptip for post-Christmas #weightloss 2018 - every time you fancy a snack, just brush your teeth