@WritingTed

Not actually Ted, but most call me Ted. Scored 8 on The Blacklist #Querying a thriller novel Goalkeeper's Union member

 Deepest Kent (Tunbridge Wells)
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Joined April 2020
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I got married today
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Jennifer Lawrence's surgeon should be done for war crimes
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Can they hit one stump targets though?
ev@FATFCKINGRETARDOct 27
Cricket fans would go into cardiac arrest if they saw this video
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Move from Lancashire to Southern Italy? What a dream
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James Anderson is set to continue his playing career in Italy with the Napoli Knights 🏏
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🦖@putellasfc18h
she’s learning English from the bossman down the corner shop in Bromley 😭
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Alexia Putellas’ first “innit?”
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I field at Silly Point when I play cricket... Don't get a glove for that
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How do cricket fans not understand that you wear a glove in baseball because balls are coming off the bat at 120 MPH and it would literally take your hand off You’ll never see a cricket ball reach 95+
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Absolute melts wouldn't last a day watching anything outside the Prem
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Don’t blame Dowman at all for that reaction, that’s a potential leg breaker from the Fleetwood player. Nasty, nasty challenge.
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So by this logic, we should just play U17s against senior teams and no hard tackles are allowed
JB™️@gunnerpunner14h
Glad Max stood up for himself. Horrible tackle. That’s a red card tackle on a child, and the ref has sent off the child.
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✹@warrdelllOct 26
the dopamine from scrolling through twitter after Harry Kane won the ballon d’or
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🚨 New Opportunity: Loans Manager – Charlton Athletic, England 🏴 Apply now 👇 jobs4football.com/job/loans-… #Jobs4Football #FootballJobs #FootballCareers #FootballManagement #PlayerDevelopment #LoanManagement #CharltonAthletic #EnglandJobs
🤖 Made with AI
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Regent street, and Christmas lights early? Why are people so obsessed with lying on his website?
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@koshercockneyOct 26
Sadiq Khan’s new Oxford Street ladies and gentlemen.
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How has this scum avoided a prison sentence?
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Driver who left cyclist with brain injury says it ‘doesn’t matter’ i.stv.tv/4kiRPyr
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We're delighted to announce the appointment of Ben Mansford as the club’s new Chief Executive Officer 🤝 🔗 Full story: cafc.co.uk/news/ben-mansford… #cafc
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Why have Jeremy Irons and Gary Oldman never been in a film together?
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youtu.be/G89g3xTr0h0?is=6YGR… Paul Collingwood did it without a glove 20 years ago
Crobin Carol Enthusiast@CorbrielCarrenoOct 26
Lemme know if a cricket player could ever do this
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Yes, Harry sits at the better table
Mapholoba🇨🇻🇿🇦@_Ngcobo_Oct 27
Don't get it confused Kane is a nice guy but he does not sit on the same table with Benzema
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@EnglandOct 26
The best player in the world. Our 2026 #BallonDor winner: HARRY KANE! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆
Harry Kane wins the Ballon D'or

ALT Harry Kane wins the Ballon D'or

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HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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By gawd it's Kane #BallonDor
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Holy shit. Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.
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We replaced a man who would run through a brick wall for us, with Oliver Skipp...
eflpublished
@eflpublishedOct 26
Preston North End are reportedly interested in signing former Charlton Athletic captain Greg Docherty (30) on a free transfer 🤩 Via | @reluctantnicko The Scottish midfielder is set to train with the Championship side with a view to a potential move 🔍 #PNEFC | #CAFC
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