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Professor X. Take Risks And Prosper. Fear: False Evidence Appearing Real. My tweets do not reflect the true opinions of myself or my employers.

Joined June 2012
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I'm telling y'all boys once 2018 hits do not shoot your shot anymore, watch the game flip
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This is an excellent breakdown. Wish ESPN would do this but no... their topic will be "WAS LEBRON HOLDING LUKA BACK?"
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I’m sorry. You can’t just raise an entire generation on Captain Planet, the Magic Schoolbus, and Steve Irwin and expect us to be okay with destroying the world for data centers.
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No homo is much better than pause. No homo is clear and definitive. Pause suggests the homosexuality may resume at a later date
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How Republicans went to sleep after the Midterms 😭
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Kurt Angle gives advice to somebody who just came out the closet: “I just want to encourage you to be yourself and your olympic hero says it’s okay to suck sometimes” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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need some pussy slammed on my head like a bag of ice
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ppl laughed but "what if the village is retarded?" prolly the most important question of the decade
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The fines about be coming in left and right 😭🕺🏽
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Make her show you that vote sticker before you lick dat cat #EthicalEaters
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This shit actually happened
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Trump administration so ass you got day 1 confederate Jim Crow states going Blue 😭😭
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Does this mean I don’t get my $5,000 check?
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Republicans are going to have a terrible night, and the simple reason why is that Trump has put up perhaps the worst *performance* this term of any president in a century or more. Remember that he entered with an actual mandate: the House and Senate, a popular vote victory and a swing-state sweep, and 6-3 Supreme Court. Democrats were afraid enough to vote for mild but real immigration restrictionist legislation in the Laken Riley Act. Everyone wondered how far the "Vibe Shift" would go. Trump managed to turn that into essentially zero durable wins whatsoever. He personally *hates* the very idea of legislation, the notion that he would have to spend time going back and forth with Congress, learning details and making compromises. So he simply didn't do it! He didn't make a compelling case for abolishing the filibuster. He didn't try communicating clearly to the public in support of popular bills to get to 60 votes. He just decided not to do it at all. So they passed an unpopular tax cut, some funding for ICE, and a sop to the crypto industry, and that was basically it. Least productive Congress in decades, due to the tastes of one man. Trump adopted one of the worst macro policies we've ever had: high deficits, high tariffs, and attacks on central bank independence. We managed to pay higher interest rates while still having high trade deficits AND weakening the dollar. Just a total failure. On immigration, perhaps THE signature issue, Trump essentially min-maxxed effectiveness and backlash. Instead of trying to leverage the political moment for new laws and a self-deportation agenda (that is, walling off the economy to remove the benefit of irregular presence in the US), he opted for a maximally aggressive approach. The administration spent attention, funds, legal manpower on stunts like deporting random people to Salvadoran prisons with essentially no due process. ICE and Border Patrol were encouraged to be aggressive and confrontational, which helped contribute to the shooting deaths of American protestors. It turns out, that's extremely unpopular! What about the approach of going after employers? The obvious vector? Trump hated that idea! He repeatedly has said he doesn't want to target businesses (especially farms) that use large amounts of illegal labor. This is just an incomprehensible position. Instead of charging a few dozen businessmen and removing the incentive for millions of illegal workers to be here, you arrest people off the street one by one at the cost of thousands of dollars in manpower per each, while their crying wives and kids post TikToks about it. Upshot on immigration: electoral strength turned into a crippling electoral weakness in exchange for deporting maybe 6% of the illegally present population. The tariffs were a total shitshow. Embarrassing rollout, no underlying theory of action at all. No targeted focus on key industries. Our country tariffed products we can't grow. We tariffed *inputs* of our own valuable exports. The schemes and amounts changed constantly, sending the stock market reeling and presenting scenes of chaos to the world. Trump's messaging throughout has been generationally bad. While facing nearly 2:1 unpopularity, he spends his days posting AI slop, saying he'll rename New Mexico or invade allies, among other bizarre remarks. He brags about a ballroom and a pool repainting while gas hits records. At no point has he ever attempted any kind of message discipline. Then there are the deeply unpopular attacks on rule of law, his "game-recognize-game" pardons for all manner of scammers and criminals, the crypto schemes that he and his family engage in, the evilly conceived and embarrassingly executed legal attacks on Comey, Jerome Powell, and others. With his monthslong stand on NOT releasing the Epstein files, he became maybe the first president ever to stake out a 99-1 issue on the 1% side. That's not even getting into Iran, DOGE, his candidate recruitment choices, or countless other things. Simply put: Trump has managed to royally screw up virtually every single facet of his presidency. It's been undeniable, voters have noticed, and there's really no escape from it. This is what the GOP base chose in early 2024, and this is the world they're living with now. Where they handed the reins of history to a fat, vain, washed-up old man and let him drive.
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God I love this country
JUST IN: Atlanta strip club Magic City announces election night watch party — "From the Polls to the Poles”
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Real N*ggaz Vote Fuck N*ggaz Tell U It Doesn’t Matter!!!!!!
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OF COURSE HE IS THROWING HANDS… WHO DID YOU EXPECT? WILLEM DAFRIEND?
Willem Dafoe for Outlander Magazine (2026)
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This is what it's all about 🥹 Marcus Spears gets emotional reacting to his son's, Marcus Spears Jr., arrival ahead of Chicago State vs. Texas ❤️
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Like Deante said. Atlanta is the Mecca of bullshit sometimes tiktok.com/t/ZTfwCTAAR/
2 Chainz got into a DEBATE with Keith Lee after bringing up the BAD REVIEW Keith gave his restaurant, with Keith arguing that his reviews should reflect how REGULAR CUSTOMERS are treated, while 2 Chainz insisted celebrities EARN special treatment 😳👀 2 Chainz also questioned whether Keith’s strict diet as a former athlete affects his TASTE in food and how he judges restaurants. “I’m an entertainer, and obviously we get perks that other people don’t get. That’s just period, my boy. I don’t stand in line at the airport. I don’t do none of that because I done worked my ass off to do this.”
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Can't even tell Kyle to shut up and dribble cause you don't want him doing that either 😭
sadly, this is where we're at. a vote for the republican party isn't necessarily a vote for trump. some people vote for conservative values because they don't agree with the direction of the far left. reducing every voter to one man only feeds the division.
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You guys don’t understand how deep my hatred for her goes. Like, it goes so fucking deep because you have to understand that Bam saw her as the star of his life. She was the sun, and he was just the Earth revolving around her. All he ever wanted was to push her to the top. He never even stopped to think about himself or what he wanted out of life. His entire purpose was making sure she got where she wanted to be and that she was happy. But the moment he started making friends, getting opportunities and finding his own place in the world while STILL trying to help her, she got mad. She couldn’t stand the fact that he was getting somewhere too. She couldn’t stand that, for once, the world wasn’t revolving around her. And what does she do? She tries to fucking kill him. The same person who had been by her side from day one. The same person who put her before every new friend he made, every opportunity he got, literally EVERYTHING. He put her before himself at every single turn. He would’ve given up his entire life for her without thinking twice, and she tried to take his life over something he couldn’t even control. That’s what makes me hate her so much. This boy dedicated so much of himself to her that he barely even considered his own needs, and the ONE time his life started moving forward on its own, she treated him like a fucking enemy. After everything he had done for her, she couldn’t even stand to see him thrive. I’ll never get over that shit.
This might be the worst betrayal in anime.
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