Hilarious. @SwaleCouncil now charge for parking but can't even spell "September" correctly. The story was covered by @itvmeridian and this photo taken from their programme #carpark #spelling #signs

@bookingcom should be disgusted with yourselves allowing paying guests to stay in highly dangerous and illegal properties that do not even have planning permission to let rooms. Safety is appalling. What checks do you carry out? Just look at this review. #danger #poorservice

@maidstonebc - College Avenue ME15 6YJ being totally blocked by builders working on a Air BnB with no planning permission at all - casai.com/property/medway-vi… #safety

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary – at South Sinai, Egypt

We ordered winter pansies from @PlantBGC - what you you think of these? #poorservice #CustomerServiceFail #Plant #gardening – at Maidstone, South East

@easyJet keep putting flight info back j by 15 mins. How is a person able to have time to eat lunch? 7 hour delay to Jersey so far and only a £6 voucher to show for it. – at Basildon, East

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary – at Maidstone, South East

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary – at Maidstone, South East

Khan is in the office today and is getting plenty of attention as always. #office #dogsatwork – at South East, England

Merry Christmas from Khan and I and thank you for following me. #MerryChristmas