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Señor Tev retweeted
LOL - Trump stops mid helipad to wave and salute nobody.
Watch at 0:21, the camera zooms out to show.
Natalie Harp can also be seen on her way to Marine One. #TravelWithNatalie
Señor Tev retweeted
Lmao Trump jinx strikes again….now #1 UGA got hit by it because of Todd Gurley….losing to Auburn for the first time since 2005
Señor Tev retweeted
Kids making fun of influencers just restored my faith in humanity. Nature is healing🤣
Señor Tev retweeted
One of the greatest live-TV mistakes in sports broadcasting history.
It's 2007. ESPN's Rob Stone is doing a pregame spot at New Mexico State's Chile Pepper Institute before Nevada vs. New Mexico State. His host holds up a tiny pepper: "This is the Bhut Jolokia, the world's hottest chili pepper."
Stone bites it before the sentence is even finished.
Then comes the fine print: "A million Scoville heat units." Stone: "What does that mean?"
He finds out fast. The milk doesn't help ("I don't even taste the milk"), and then he asks the question every viewer is asking: "How long is this gonna last?" The answer: "For some people, five, six hours."
"Information I could've used a while ago."
The sweat, the tears, the pro trying to stay on camera.
Señor Tev retweeted
Braves fans boo’d Acuña and watch in a couple years they’ll talk shit when he doesn’t take a team friendly deal to stay in Atlanta.
Olson & Riley went a combined 2 for 29 in the series. Both make more money than Acuña. I wonder why the hate isn’t the same.
Señor Tev retweeted
Remember that time when The Rock made Vince McMahon get down on his knees in the middle of the ring just so he could “get a taste” of bombshell blonde Trish Stratus’ big hot ass?
Rock told Trish to drop her pants and show her big ass.... Vince got so excited he started crawling straight toward her ass like a man possessed, ready to plant one right on it…
Then Rock stopped him cold, humiliated the hell out of him in front of the whole world, and right when Vince tried to scramble away…
Rikishi’s music hit.
Rock dropped him with a Rock Bottom.
Rikishi followed up with the nastiest, most disgusting Stink Face of all time.
Absolute peak Attitude Era madness. Wild.
They don’t make Tv like this anymore..
Señor Tev retweeted
Mom was convinced her baby somehow knew they were home every time 😭 But this man had the perfect explanation
Señor Tev retweeted
#Commanders QB Jayden Daniels has suffered an elbow injury.
Tom Brady: “Oh sh*t.”
Señor Tev retweeted
I was even more confused by the end of regulation. How did the Packers get a delay of game, then get to take even more time off with a 10 sec runoff and then have the game clock start again after they set the ball so they could run it to 2 & take a TO for a hail mary?!?
