🧨 YIN ( DA BOMB!! )

[ 𝗦𝗶𝗹𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗛𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻, 𝙔𝙞𝙣! ] —— { #𝗟𝗠𝗞𝗥𝗣 𝘅 #𝗠𝗩𝗥𝗣 }

tha dogone days o fat booties

Jus’ … snortin’ smarties

oh my cawk

Drop it like it’s hot

Augh… Aight—ah… pull outcha phone, right now—[ His ears prick upward, nose twitching as his bright red eyes lock onto this… Robloxian’s? Face? ] Yakno, the ole’ exploit through…. Da bottom o’ … da map

She musta’ died cuz I banged too swag, ascended her to the hea— [ SNORT. ] [ And… here comes that nasty little grin. ] … Do you uh… Mandarin? Big boss?

[ Leans in real close to your ears ] . . . . . . The man shaggin’ yer mum

[ Crawling out of a floorboard underneath you ] DING DAAAANG IT STANKS IN HERE LA

[ Slut drops as TL reloads ]

liar. LIAR

[ THROWING A BRICK ]

DIIIIIIICKRIDERRRRR

KEEP POOPIN LIL MAN

Da Monkey King’s diamond shit nugs are so last year. They ain’t sellin’ like they used to

[ Starts gently brushing your shoulders with my long long shiny finger nails and giggling ] Yer safe child yer safe with me now say the last two numbers of your credit card and I promise you will be safe forever