Life actually comes at you fast 💀
Every time Elsa majimbo comes up I just remember these 2 videos. I genuinely don't think she's a likeable person at all. Mafans walikupea fame ndio unaambia hauko relatable ? You coulda delivered this haughtiness in a way that's palatable to your day 1s. Sasa ona huna mafans meyn
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A lot of you reallyyyy need to listen to more music. Especially more R&B because??? This is a very easy lyric to figure out 😭
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The first and only time I bought a table in my lifetime was EADN for my birthday last year. £2.5k tab I split with the other birthday celebrant, what a time to be alive 🧚🏾
Hello??? Mind your business 😂😂😂😂 just go and flog your bestie and leave it there
guys i need a suggestion. one of my bsfs got drunk last night and made out with a guy despite being in a relationship, a 7 FUCKING YEAR LONG RELATIONSHIP. her bf is probably going to propose to her soon. had it been something casual, maybe i could’ve let it slide, but she’s been with this man for seven fucking years. should i tell him??? because i know it’s going to cost me my friendship but how am i supposed to sit here and pretend i don’t know something like this
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Girl, is you cool??? LMAO
Observe how these people are retards. Why the actual fuck is the formula downstairs in the kitchen?
Time from baby going "wah" to baby getting a bottle shoved in mouth should be T MINUS 30 SECONDS
THESE IDIOTS ARE BREAKING SLEEP INERTIA.
You should have a bottle warmer plugged into the wall SIX INCHES from the crib. A baby bottle with water, preheating to a warm temp all night. Formula box should be right next to it. You should train yourself to untwist the warm water baby bottle, dump in scoops of formula, twist closed, and shake - to be under 30 seconds
LIKE CHANGING TIRES ON A FORMULA ONE RACE CAR
but no, not only does this dumb bitch break her baby's sleep inertia (causing three times as many nightly wakeups and a crankier baby all day) she wakes up her husband for no reason, too
How am I an authority to speak on this?
Why of course bc ive DONE this. One of my three babies couldnt be breastfed bc of that cows protein allergy shit, had to give that baby elecare formula. And you know what? It was just as easy as breastfeeding. All u gotta do is use your brain maybe
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My biggest issue with these conversations that are posted online is that sooo many women let these conversations go on for longer than they need to. Please, learn to block after the first bs msg 💀
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