This why I prefer a woman with no kids Cause wtf is this gross shit Using your kid as a bargaining chip ?

Look how trifling this driver is, it’s 6:44 and he hasn’t moved on either app since 6:14. I’m leaving it exactly where it is because what is this? 😭

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Met a single mom at the park, got her number, asked her on a date. She said yes. She wasn’t much of a texter, which was fine. Made a reservation Tuesday for tomorrow, but she never confirmed. Now she’s texting today asking to switch to a steakhouse. 🤦‍♂️

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My friend came over and started smoking, so I handed him this ashtray. Bro went completely silent and just stared at it. 😭

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I wonder if the dashers know we can see them…smh hope it was good.

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This gender reveal method is seriously hilarious.

Hey @grok, my brothers lips suddenly started looking like this. What could be the cause, and how can it be treated?

Test your IQ without asking grok, can you guess her name?

This must be why there are so many deaths by hippos per year 💀

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Brooo, I’m just realizing the months are literally in alphabetical order. 😭