My lawyer has informed me I need to make a public statement that James is the only table. I can confirm to you that I am not the table. Please do not refer to me as the table.

The most remarkable thing about there being a Shawn Wallace is that he chased a Chaser so hard he inherited his name in reverse.

"Marry the old dad's daughter 😂

Was just randomly looking up my best mate's Cherry Orchard side. He went on to play professional, Ste Quinn went to the Euros as a full international and played Premier League, Gary Dicker would have if he hadn't got a horrific injury, Conor Sammon played Prem. Some academy.

wot

Step two: he is the table.

One of my Irish history professors in college (a long time ago) was from Newfoundlad. Genuinely thought she was Irish until she spoke about where she was from, her accent was so Irish.

Delighted Lula has won the Brazilian election 🇧🇷 and not surprised to see Bolsonaro calling for the resulted to be rendered void after the the courts extended the deadline that he wanted them to do

I think Unireh have a chance to pull this back in the third quarter.

"Real artists don't take a stand on anything" is quite a take while simultaneously taking a stand on something.

Michael Carrick benched Bruno Fernandes and started Heaven in the backline. They're 2-0 down at home to Bournemouth and Heaven has been booked - safe to say he is not feeling like he's in paradise.

I've made peace with the fact I spend most of my weekends now just shouting at quiz shows.