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Willy

@YeahItsWilly

Stand Up Comedian, Ad Executive… Don’t get me fired.

 Bronx, NY
gf.me/u/x68878
Joined March 2011
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Book me for your show or event I tell jokes in real life
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The way I spend money when I’m sad needs to be psychoanalyzed
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I feel like such a dickhead waking up before 6 on a Saturday
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God bless the spots in the city that still do the to-go drinks
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This country: “have kids so you can send them to our schools to die”
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I thought this was Cedric the Entertainer
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They don’t look the same to y’all?
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What magic Target is this?
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You want us standing out in front of them buildings like it’s a liquor store
Willy (@YeahItsWilly) profile pictureWilly@YeahItsWilly17 May 2022
I wish Target sold wine
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I wish Target sold wine
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Did Grubhub not tell the restaurants about the lunch promo?
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“Will, how’s celibacy going?” Me:
Willy (@YeahItsWilly) profile pictureWilly@YeahItsWilly17 May 2022
I’ve been pretty depressed so I’m building LEGOs. Here’s the earth and moon orbiting the sun, or an orrery
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I’m bout to make a TikTok dedicated to stand up and LEGOs.
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lmaoooo
Willy (@YeahItsWilly) profile pictureWilly@YeahItsWilly17 May 2022
I’d relocate for like to be honest
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Stephen A, JJ, Pat Bev, and Mad Dog Russo together would make for the best First Take episode in years
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You get me.
Willy (@YeahItsWilly) profile pictureWilly@YeahItsWilly17 May 2022
I’d relocate for like to be honest
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I’d relocate for like to be honest
And IT STILL WILL NEVER BE YOU (@_PhallonX0X0) profile pictureAnd IT STILL WILL NEVER BE YOU@_PhallonX0X017 May 2022
Would y’all relocate for love? Or y’all would want them to come to you? to me it depends on where they stay lol
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Y’all not serious enough for me
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I’ve been pretty depressed so I’m building LEGOs. Here’s the earth and moon orbiting the sun, or an orrery
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Apologies for the squeaky sound in the rotation, I’m using old parts. Also making spheres out of LEGO is not easy!
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Also that’s the mini imperial shuttle from Star Wars next to it cause that’s my shit
It’s either this or be a hoe so yea
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