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Archie K

@YesIamArchie

I am not your Ex / Computer Psychiatrist/ IT Guru / Microsoft and Oracle Uncertified/Metallica / Casual drugs / His Royal Avocadolence /Cheers and Beers

 Nairobi, Kenya
Joined May 2012
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My mum would to talk in syllables whenever she was whooping my ass " Si-ni-li-ku-ambia u-si-e-nde-le-e " 😂 😂 😂 #AfricanMumChallenge
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What I’ve learnt from these “Post divorce glow” nonsense posts is it’s counteractive to love your woman unconditionally, cos if you allow her to look the way she wants around you then y’all break up people will say she was looking a mess because you were stressing her.
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Sitajaribu tena 😂😂
ANN MUKAMI (@ANNMUKAMI144442) profile pictureANN MUKAMI@ANNMUKAMI14444214h
Kunafaa kuwa na rules za kuregulate tiktok walahi. Kuna sharp boy ameibia my mom huko tiktok😭😭
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Story time Nimenunua engine industrial area ikakosa kutoshea kwa gari nilikuwa nayo. So I had to hire some random roadside mogaka with a probox for transport. Thinking tutafuatana tu poa, acha jamaa aanze kutoka siaka, kwa jam ni left right left right anaingia chuom
Sir Harris | Nissan Nerd 🇰🇪 (@SirHarris_ke) profile pictureSir Harris | Nissan Nerd 🇰🇪@SirHarris_keOct 29
Leo nimeona bad things Wacha kwanza kichwa icool down niwapee story
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Yhoooo
Liz ❤︎ ⋅.˳˳.⋅ ❤︎ (@__mras) profile pictureLiz ❤︎ ⋅.˳˳.⋅ ❤︎
@__mrasOct 29
Ibrahim come get this haram wet crack alhamdullilah
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😂😂😂😂😂
mukujin (@kulahepi) profile picturemukujin@kulahepiOct 29
Peak twitter
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Thando@ThandoNtshizaOct 29
Turn your head to the left, turn your head to the right . Now do that every single time someone offers you food🙏🏾
షవర్మా (@sexxshie) profile pictureషవర్మా@sexxshieOct 29
how to get rid of facial fat? especially cheek fat???
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Ladies and gentlemen, we are waiting for tea about the Chapo woman from our reporter in the field. Gateteee Njorooogeeeee XTV
El Penguino (@El_Penguino91) profile pictureEl Penguino@El_Penguino9112h
Replying to @YesIamArchie
Nawatengenezea chai. Wacha tukiwa na cuzos meeting nitafanya spy work niwaletee fidio ya venye yeye huongelea online customers...
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Wololo. Tupee pambio buaana
El Penguino (@El_Penguino91) profile pictureEl Penguino@El_Penguino9118h
Replying to @glennotiende
Kutoka nijue people do it for glorification, ati 'I ordered from chapo mistress" huwa si hurumii mtu mimi. Men nao huenda kwake with the hope of knacking the lady 😂😂😂😂 I know the Chapo lady personally na you should know she despises most of you😅😅😅
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This shows a person without any remorse. She is a con.
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Ayiela Lucia (@ayielar) profile pictureAyiela Lucia@ayielarOct 29
I genuinely feel like that babes doesn't know how to say no to clients when she has a lot of orders na hapo ndio shida inaanzia. I could be wrong though.
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And then they came out
hope (@hoperinas) profile picturehope@hoperinas2 Jul 2018
It's already 9 months😔😔😔😢😢😢😢
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Mack@whatMackSays24 Apr 2025
I saw this tweet yesterday and was shocked tbh. It’s crazy how brazenly Kenyans have been discussing and sharing tips on Student Fraud, Ticket Scams, Credit Card fraud, Slip scams, Marketing Contact scams (kuuza hewa) etc This is normalization of fraud and its kinda dangerous 1/n
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Ey… mimi niliitwa deadbeat online nikaenda court na receipts za school fees, shopping I do for my kids + the house (I shopped mostly when I had them over) podcast ya matakataka ikakuwa deleted so that I don’t sue for defamation. I don’t understand adults anymore & I don’t try to
Wambo (@BoboWamboiKuria) profile pictureWambo@BoboWamboiKuriaOct 28
Magistrate aliambia Bwana ya Bayo amuonyeshe hata message moja ashawahi lipia electricity bill, jamaa akamwambia nyumba ni ya the deceased wife and it is pastor Kanyari who pays even the water bill. If you listen to that Judgment you will hate that guy Mangai. What a useless man!
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OOMF alienda zile orgy watu humulikwa matako na torch mwangaza inatokea kwa mdomo.
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A bhang addict man is less delusional than a church going woman.
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Dating is not synonymous to buying stocks at Nairobi Stock Exchange where we have to monitor how the market behaves.
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I think those were the best (non weed) cookies I have ever had in my life.
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Streetwise , just mix a kasuku of cement and water and pour on the toilet. Flash. Repeat. The cost of replacing that toilet and the plumbing will take a toll on them. Option 2 vGet your girls to come with nail polish. Do paint work randomly over the walls. Nyumba itapakwa rangi
Grace🇰🇪 (@grace_sybille) profile pictureGrace🇰🇪@grace_sybilleOct 28
Guys, (legal advise request). What do you guys do with landlords who refuse to refund your deposit? There is a landlord who refused with my 72k and the other one with 19k😭😭😭.
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Guys, Incase you find your friends are like this guy you can also log into the nearest WiFi. I can also sort you. xitter.gq/YesIamArchie/status/14…
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Last I checked he was clapping Dela's third party lover cheeks
🎀BeelzebabE🎀 (@archangell777) profile picture🎀BeelzebabE🎀@archangell777Oct 27
And where did Timmy Tdat's corny 5'1" ass go? Dude was 3apples tall talm bout "sir God generous kakujazia kaa diaper"
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Oh, Nigerians are in this list? How nau?
Mwango Capital (@MwangoCapital) profile pictureMwango Capital
@MwangoCapitalOct 28
The IEBC has shortlisted 9 candidates from 304 applicants for the position of Commission Secretary/CEO. Interviews scheduled for November 12–13, 2026
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