@YetAnotherSQL

God and family first, geek next! He/Him. Microsoft SQL geek. Parody account without check! Mastadon: @YetAnotherSQL@noc.social https://xitter.cf/t.co/9gnkUwS5y8: @YetAnotherSQL

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Replying to @dalehirt
like where mine shows Rubber Ducky?
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Replying to @scalzi
that's one reason my girlfriends go to the groomer every five weeks. That day my wife and I get to eat lunch in peace!
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Replying to @SQLBalls @JoshLuedeman @BuckWoodyMSFT
I think that you are all on the right track! Call me if you need bail. Not that I will post bail, I just want to be the first to hear the story. On a <slightly> more serious note, have a great time!
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Replying to @DrJudiC @ValaAfshar
if you "think outside of the box", then folding a fitted sheet is quick and easy. See youtu.be/ckTCocBCUN4
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Replying to @sqL_handLe
I believe that the flying fickle finger of fate can outrun the likes of @pshore73 youtu.be/NfEDxbylTOE Even an Oxford comma won't help that!
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Replying to @drsql
This song meets the requirements that you gave, and is wickedly appropriate for whoever needs to carry on after you leave: youtube.com/watch?v=8L6KGuTr…
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One of my girlfriends out sunbathing au naturel!
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Wow... Now she seems to be picking up where Sacha Cohen left off! youtu.be/QkXeMoBPSDk
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski24 Jun 2022
Jamie Raskin asks Marge Greene if she believes one of the solutions to school shootings is arming students. Greene: “I think children should be trained with firearms. I definitely do. I think that’s very important.”
Replying to @YetAnotherSQL @zippy1981 @jdanton
I think that I found a way to show @way0utwest my reasoning! That's a stack of eight pennies. They are taller than the hub. That's a dollar bill sitting under the hub, with paper sticking out on all four sides. 122 grams! USB, HDMI, VGA.
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Replying to @Adrian_Fontes
@Adrian_Fontes is a former instructor for the Marksman training for the USMC. He does a great presentation explaining what the second amendment means using the US Constitution to explain it. youtu.be/MKrFQVuB1iU
Matthew Cooke@thematthewcooke25 May 2022
Gun control now. No more excuses. Arming teachers, grocery baggers, pastors and priests and training them in sharpshooting isn't worthy of a response. The GOP is responsible for blocking gun laws. Atone. Gun control now. This is an excerpt from 2nd Amendment Remedy
One of my girlfriends waiting patiently, hoping to score a homemade enchilada!
My girlfriends are snoozing in on the holiday weekend!
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OK, now things are back to normal for my girlfriends. They are hanging out together, keeping an eye or three on mom and dad again!
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One of my girlfriends had the whole doggie bed to herself which was extremely unusual... Where was my other girlfriend???
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Replying to @sqL_handLe
be sure to check out youtu.be/Z0HIo0P0-qM too. She will LOVE it and you will both have a ball!
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My girlfriends, doing what they do best on a Saturday morning!
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Even though people are impatient, I am NOT going to open this one for a bit... They need to wait!
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