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Replying to @RealHickory
You are a horrible American. A traitor.
Elections are not just fair when you win.
Accepting defeat is part of the promise of America.
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Ich habe vor ein paar Tagen ein Video von Melania Trump gepostet und geschrieben: «Mein Hund spricht besser Englisch.» Viele fühlten sich persönlich angegriffen.
Deshalb möchte ich mich entschuldigen und richtigstellen, dass mein Hund auch besser Englisch schreibt als Melania.
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The reason God gave us the Internet,... was so this video about former representative Lauren Boebert,... could be retweeted until everyone in America has seen it at least once:
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Replying to @patriottakes
Did @BasedMikeLee and @BennyJohnson block me over a kiss?
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Replying to @GretchenPSmith
Being scared of brown people is not a failure of government.
It's a flaw of your soul.
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Austin Texas sounds like an Eastern European city that just overthrew a dictator
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accurate text i just received:
"A lot of the biggest shitheads that ever walked the face of the earth are having a seriously awful night."
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Replying to @mindy_layne1
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Replying to @AlexDuncanTX
This is the result of Magatards being fucking idiots starting a war with Iran raising gas prices and simping to their Russian overlords
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Woke up feeling blessed that I'll never have to see this lady on my TV again after today.
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Convincing people with six teeth to defend people with eight yachts may be the greatest political con job in modern history.
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I’ve never had a Muslim tell me what I can and can’t do. But Christians have been telling me what I can and can’t do my entire fucking life.
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Replying to @elonmusk
When the tweets from the richest man in the world are indistinguishable from Catturd’s.
Worry about your own kids that you only visit semiannually.


























