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@YouOnlyLukeOnce

The last two percent is the hardest to get. That's why they leave it in the milk. My opinions are my own. 31. He/Him

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Joined January 2010
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Kirk Cousins showing up to TCO Performance Center this week:
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Being 6-1 and the fans being in absolute hell is the most Vikings thing imaginable and it’s totally justified.
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RB@MileHighCzar20h
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BBQ Chiefs (@BBQChiefs) profile pictureBBQ Chiefs
@BBQChiefsNov 2
Brittany Mahomes is absolutely right.
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Happy Last-NFL-Sunday-of-Nonstop-Political-Ads to all who celebrate
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Lamar Jackson in the starting lineup
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Tom Brady drops another “Oh sh*t” live on FOX. 😂😂😂
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YEESH
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Mark Madden (@MarkMaddenX) profile pictureMark Madden
@MarkMaddenXOct 28
Yikes. Not a lot wrong here. sfgate.com/sports/article/pa…
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Reminder that Josh Jacobs is a bitch and beats his girlfriend and shouldn’t even be playing
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josh jacobs is disgusting
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RIP Patrick Stewart Never forget when he told Tua “you’re not built for the moment”
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WE FORCED GAME 7
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Now they wanna act like they care about the law😒
Kansas City Chiefs (@Chiefs) profile pictureKansas City Chiefs
@ChiefsOct 29
Stay safe and put your phone down while driving 🤝 @saveMOlives
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His 16 sexual misconduct allegations were also 2nd in the NFL trailing only Deshaun Watson
Josh Dubow (@JoshDubowAP) profile pictureJosh Dubow
@JoshDubowAPOct 28
Harrison Butker’s 15 missed kicks are most in NFL from 2025-26 Justin Tucker’s 16 missed kicks in 2023-24 were tied for second most in NFL
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Fans: "Chiefs need an offensive threat" Veach: "To women?"
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Chiefs bringing in Justin Tucker to replace Harrison Butker
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How it felt watching Harrison Smith win the game with his 40th career interception🥲
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Carlie@car724Oct 27
Literally Hartsfield-Jackson but apparently it’s “confusing”
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If you can’t navigate Hartsfield-Jackson I just assume you can’t read or follow simple directions
TNS | Tento @ Midwest Mixfest 2026 (@Tento4_) profile pictureTNS | Tento @ Midwest Mixfest 2026@Tento4_Oct 27
Airport Tierlist My word is law
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Hang it in the louvre
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