One of yours, @anthonyabdool? Certainly moved me to action.

‘Idea for a show, Lynn’. #AccidentalPartridge

The lad’s got the hang of Alexa then. #COYG

Hello @GreatWesternRun, the Marshfield Mudlark would welcome entries from you! Our 11k multi-terrain race takes place on Sunday 12th March at 10.30am. Entry is £14 for UK Athletics affiliated clubs. You can find out more and enter here at marshfieldmudlark.co.uk Thank you!

Hello @TeamBathAC , the Marshfield Mudlark would welcome entries from you! Our 11k multi-terrain race takes place on Sunday 12th March at 10.30am. Entry is £14 for UK Athletics affiliated clubs. You can find out more and enter here at marshfieldmudlark.co.uk/ Thank you!

Hello @AvonValleyRun, the Marshfield Mudlark would welcome entries from you! Our 11k multi-terrain race takes place on Sunday 12th March at 10.30am. Entry is £14 for UK Athletics affiliated clubs. You can find out more and enter here at marshfieldmudlark.co.uk/ Thank you!

When someone bastardises your PowerPoint and hardcodes over your spreadsheet formulas IN THE SAME MORNING 😱😱😱

Peak adulthood reached when teabags make it into the suitcase for a beach hol. 😎@cornwalljess

Impromptu Jubilee cricket @ThatsSoVillage Wicket on upward slope; Garden trug at silly mid-on; proximity of pavilion end boundary; glass-panelled summerhouse (out of shot) at first slip… I could go on.🤦‍♂️Cc @cornwallchar @cornwalljess @250242 @HuwGallagher

Day 3 post cataract surgery and to make video calls more comfortable I’ve resorted to raiding Dylan’s pirate fancy dress collection for improvisation. And yes I’ve had this op about 40 years too early.

2022 reality: voicing your disappointment at Boots that the LFTs they hand to you aren’t Orient Gene. #COVID19

My 6 year old son high-fived his City-supporting mum when @BukayoSaka87 scored in a commendable yet brave piece of shithousery. @Arsenal @arseblog