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"The snows too soft. Another day, another beer." -Larry Enticer

Joined June 2011
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When the wife asks how golf went today. (I told her I wasn't drinking.)
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“But we Traded Naz Rei…” Type of hoops i grew up watching
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Jaden McDaniels on how the Timberwolves pulled off a Game 2 win: “We went right at Nikola Jokic, Jamal Murray… all their bad defenders. Hardaway, Cam Johnson, Aaron Gordon, their whole team.” @ChristopherHine follows up: “They’re all bad defenders?” Jaden McDaniels: “Yes, they’re all bad defenders.” (via @ChristopherHine) This is what the playoffs is all about. Oh my goodness.
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Whoops……
You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game.
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Is Joe Burrow on his way out of Cincinnati?
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YA VA LLEGANDO DIOSITO A LA ÚLTIMA CENA HDSPM
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Hopkins-Wayzata boys basketball tonight: Down 1 with 5.8 seconds left, Wayzata's Wyatt McBeth misses potential game-winner. Looked like a foul. Hopkins misses free throw, Christian Wiggins nearly sinks half court shot. Hopkins student section follows Wayzata to locker room.
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you let Nick Mullens get off a mixtape on your head btw
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This is the greatest living American.
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Everyone running to Twitter to see Mike Tyson's ass 😂😂🤣🤣 #Netflix #PaulTyson #JakePaul #MikeTyson
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This is why the Mets are back
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Loop 🕳️
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To every Wolves fan that's: scared nervous frustrated hopeless jaded tired anxious worried stressed angry tense uncomfortable sad exhausted restless cheerless terrified I have 6 words for you.
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My life may be ending #CTESPN
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Game 1 - Anthony Edwards took over Game 2 - Jaden McDaniels took over Game 3 - 😁
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It's amazing how thin I look in this video @DKSportsbook @DraftKings #DKPartner
Breaking News: I'm proud to announce that Barstool has signed a multi year monster deal with @DraftKings We're back to our roots. DK is once again the exclusive sports betting partner of Barstool Sports. The more things change the more they stay the same. #dkpartner
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Justin Jefferson fantasy owners
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I just know he’s behind this
We are proud to be the first Sportsbook to offer betting odds on the Special Olympics! @Forbes dives into our historic offering as 350,000 volunteers, coaches, and athletes head to Berlin to compete and celebrate the #SpecialOlympics forbes.com/sites/zackjones/2…
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SEO game too strong
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