Zaid Maina

Our office installed a nap pod in March. It sits right outside the CEO's glass office. For four months, nobody used it. People walked past it like it was a museum exhibit. Then a new hire joined in July. On his second day, at 2:00 p.m., he climbed inside, pulled the shade down and set a timer. Twenty people watched him do it. At 2:10, the CEO came out of his office and knocked on the pod. From inside, a sleepy voice said...

Ku Dena min kallon yarinya haushi nake ji 🙄🙄🙄

Kim Kardashian and her mother Kris Jenner agreed in 2023 to pay her ex Ray J $6 million, in installments. The condition: nobody talks about the sex tape again. Two years later they were the ones suing him, demanding $7 million. Ray J now says Kris ran the tape's release from the start. Kim swore under oath that his claim "is a lie." And a judge refused to keep the $6 million deal secret. In the video below, Oprah asks Kim if she put the tape out herself. "There are people who say that you put it out yourself." "Why would anyone put that humiliation on their family like that?" That was 2012. The tape was filmed in 2003. Vivid put it on sale on March 21, 2007, and said it had bought it "from a third party" for $1 million. Seven months later, Keeping Up with the Kardashians premiered on E!. In May 2026, Jason Lee asks Ray J why he went quiet. "Were you paid off or were you scared?" "Take this payment and go." The settlement, now filed in court, was signed in April 2023 by Kim, Kris, Ray J and his mother. Kim and Kris's lawyers say the deal promised him $6 million in installments. Then his version of 2007: "The idea went to Kris." "We were supposed to never, ever talk about it again. That was the deal." A month after they signed, he says, the new season of The Kardashians talked about the tape. Kim and Kris say he broke the deal on a livestream. They demanded $7 million. He wants $1 million. "They just lied under oath." In March 2026, Kim swore that his claim she planned the release with her mother "is a lie." Kris called it "absolutely false." Back in 2022, Kris was hooked to a polygraph on The Late Late Show and asked straight out. "Did you help Kim release her sex tape?" "No." The show's examiner said true. Then Oprah asks Kim about her mother. "She knows how to calm me down. She knows how to get me through anything." And whether the family ever felt exploited by her. "Never." $1 million for the tape in 2007. $6 million to never talk about it in 2023. The trial is set for March 6, 2028. So who do you believe: the ex who signed a $6 million deal to stay quiet, or the family that signed it with him?

I have been following the back and forth between you and Saleem and I must say that I understand where he is coming from. Wai Captain, kai ba billionaire ba ne? Your influence doesn't just come from your in-laws' name, no. Even before that, your father was a former IG and your last name is already a powerhouse in Nigeria. Idan zaka taimake shi, kawai ka taimake shi. Taimako not in the sense of giving him money, tunda ba yanke talauci zaka mashi ba. Taimako in the sense of creating opportunities for him, like the one you posted that brought about this back and forth. Ni fa, shi ya sa I no dey rate people except for a few mutane. I have learnt this from experience. I know people through my late Dad. People with access, people with opportunities, amma ba kowa ne zai taimake ka ba. It has always been like this with the Nigerian elite. I don't even know if they deserve to be called elite, tunda ba shirme da ake yi ba ne elitism. Elites su ne wadanda za su taimaki mutane, har da wadanda ba su sani ba. Capt, ba taimako irin wanda kuke yi a TL ba kuna giveaway, a'a. Opportunities za a bude wa mutum, opportunities da za su taimaka masa ya zama wani abu, har shi ma ya iya taimakon wasu. Shi ya sa idan kuka yi naku muke cewa riya kuka yi, domin akwai mutane a tare da ku da suke bukatar abubuwan da kuke rabawa duniya da sunan taimako. Taimako na kusa da kai ake fara yi. Kuma kamar yadda ya fada maka, taimako a duniya ake yi. Idan ka taimaka masa, kanka ka taimaka. Idan kuma ba ka taimaka masa ba, shima kanka ka mawa. Kamar yadda na yarda Allah ne ke yi, kuma muke rayuwa cikin dogaro gare Shi, I have no doubt that Saleem believes the same too. Kawai dai, sometimes da ciwo ka ga kana kusa da wanda zai iya yi maka wani abu amma bai yi ba. Omoo, Alhamdulillah. No hard feelings ga duk irinku wallahi. Babu hassada, babu jin haushi, saboda belief din Allah ne ke yi, kuma muma zai yi mana. Lokaci ne kawai bai yi ba. Abin dubawa a nan shi ne, idan ka taimaki na kusa da kai, ko ba ka taimake su ba, akwai yiwuwar su zama wani abu a gaba. Ba gwanda ya zamana kana da hannu a nasararsu ba? Like, kai ne sila? Kai kana ganin Saleem kasan promising young man ne with a bright future. Dan ma, yadda kuka maida kasar kamar wani cult. Kun mayar da opportunities da komai wuri daya. Idan da functioning kasa muke da, ai kasan Saleem ya wuce duk yadda kake tunani. Kawai kasar ta zama ta wanda ka sani ne. And this cuts across business, jobs and other opportunities. Otherwise, wa zai tsaya tunanin wani ma ya taimake shi? Tunda idan capabilities ne ake magana a kai mutane suna da su. I have typed a lot on top of something wey no concern me. Abeg no help am, God go help. Ko ta hannuka ko bs ta hannuka ba.

Ashe akwai dress code na 'yan mata da ban sani ba😂😂😂 was at a wedding, enjoying the festivities, when one random rich auntie called me over and asked if we'd met before and whether I knew her. I told her I didn't, jokingly trying to make a quick escape from the convo This auntie said I was too beautiful to be covering my head with a veil like a married woman According to her, I should leave it on my shoulder or wear it differently so people cud easily identify me as a single lady. Apparently, nobody would even consider approaching me dressed like that Up to now I'm still trying to process the whole interaction. to me I'd rather walk without the veil bc aikin wahala ce

They don't teach this in school

You have no business being in a party where women aren’t paying for tickets. Men 20,000 Women, FREE. You are the refreshments.😭

Northeast mehn😭

I still prefer Munjul to body odour, tbh. Last week, I sat near a well-dressed lady on an Ibom Air flight from Port Harcourt to Abuja. She brought out a bottle of munjul perfume, and the man seated next to her immediately said, “Hajiya, dan Allah, ki bari mu yi landing.” I could barely hold back my laughter. The woman explained to the man that she had already applied the perfume & was only trying to tighten the cap so it wouldn’t spill in her handbag. The man collected the bottle & helped her tighten the cover wella. I’m not sure that woman will ever be able to open that bottle again after that episode. 🤣

If I reply this one make God take me. 😂

My former office landlady refused to approve mine too. I waited until she needed a favour, then insisted we settle it by barter. 😂

Heard some lanlords don’t allow people install it a gidan su. And being it lagos, there’s hardly any spot to place the panels other than the roof you share with others😂

E get some kin billing wey u go receive u go jus dey laugh😂