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Houston, TX
Joined June 2017
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Sell the fucking team please
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Take Yordan Alvarez off the Houston Astros and we’re at minimum 10 games back in the garbage AL West. Goes both ways bub
"Take Caminero off the Rays, and the Yankees win the division. I don't even know if Houston gets in." @JimBowdenGM explains why his AL MVP is Junior Caminero over Yordan Alvarez... šŸ‘€
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Yea stick to baseball Schwab lmao
Do I want the Texans to win? Absolutely Have they done enough to show they can? I haven’t seen it yet. One of them being I don’t see how CJ Stroud can do that right now. I want to be proved wrong.
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It’s a tie game with a runner on 2nd and 1 out…..on what fucking planet is there any option outside of walking Caminero lmfao. Putting him on literally does no damage no matter what happens after
When asked by @matthewkawahara why he didn't walk Caminero, Espada said: "No, not with Abreu, his stuff and the way he's been throwing the ball."
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Yea bro I really bad for the guy who chased a bag and is making $60M a year to play fucking baseball. Really crying for him bro
You genuinely have to look past fandom and feel awful for the guy. Imagine you’ve nearly perfected your craft and are at the top of your profession, and out of nowhere, things go completely south and you’re struggling to do routine things. It must SUCK.
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Dave Robert’s a moron? No one’s shocked
Dave Roberts on the Tarik Skubal trade, via @Alden_Gonzalez: "There's nothing that we did that no one else couldn't have done. I just love our front office."
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Zachary Cook retweeted
I’m not gunna lie I wish the Astros were still in the middle of their dynasty. I’d legit get a jersey to watch them beat the Dodgers šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
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Are you not understanding that skubal literally said LA is his preferred destination? All it would be for any other team is a rental and then he would sign with LA lmao
For the ā€œBaseball is brokenā€ crowd: You know other teams could’ve easily outbid the Dodgers for Skubal if they wanted to, right?
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HOW CAN ANYONE FUCKING DEFEND THIS???????? VOID THE FUCKING TRADE
Dodgers reportedly acquire LHP Tarik Skubal from the Tigers, per multiple reports including MLB's @Feinsand. (MLB x @CohnReznick)
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Yordan is on the verge of doing something that hasn’t been done in 70 years and has a bases loaded opportunity against a position player and Espada pulls him. Fire Espada tonight.
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Not a single one of them are even on the team anymore btw
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I promise you AJ Burnett was not sitting 103 like Miz. Loved your bloody sock performance tho
Average velocity is not way up, AJ Burnett had as live an arm as any man alive. The tech specs of HOW it’s measured has changed dramatically. No big deal but what HAS changed is hitters approaches, hitters don’t care if they K, that’s insane to me.
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Wtf is wrong with yall 😭😭😭
We put a human ā€œlobsterā€ on a plate outside @MELobsterFest to force people to see the victim behind the traditionšŸ¦žšŸ’”
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Lance Berkman most underrated player in history
ā€œIf the @baseballhall wants to make a little display for switch-hitting center fielders in the Hall of Fame, there's only two names: Mickey Mantle and [Carlos BeltrĆ”n].ā€ Carlos BeltrĆ”n reflects on his Hall of Fame career with Bob Costas.
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I think it’s stupid that every team is required to have an all star in the MLB
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They literally just had never ending pasta for everyone like a year ago
Olive Garden is bringing back its Never Ending Pasta Pass for the first time in six years The $100 pass gives customers unlimited pasta dishes for 13 weeks with no limit on visits
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Joe Espada needs to be fucking fired
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And yet they still can’t fix the perfect game
This play in Joe Ryan's June 30 start at Houston that originally was ruled a hit has been changed to an error on Royce Lewis. The ruling means all six runs Ryan allowed are now unearned, which drops his ERA from 3.36 to 2.85. #MNTwins #MLB
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Zachary Cook retweeted
Hitting a walk-off is great, but sharing it with your son is even better. ā¤ļø
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Zachary Cook retweeted
YORDAN ALVAREZ WALK OFF HOMER HE’S YOUR 2026 AL MVP AND THE HOUSTON ASTROS ARE A 2026 PLAYOFF TEAM
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