If you were my bf and locked, we’d have “release days” where I unlock you. You lay on me, head nuzzled into me, and I milk and edge you to breaking point, while whispering in your ear what a good boy you are.
Then I lock you up again.
I need a bossy, bratty, slutty, dominant bottom for reasons that will become clear when I pull my pants down
Liking your nudes here, then heading over to Bluesky to like them again because you’re pretty and deserve it.
The original opening of this tweet was: “Opening this fucking arsehole ballbagging bastarding cunt of an app..” but nobody carries that energy of a weary Monday evening.
Opening this app consists of seeing the hottest picture you’ve ever seen in your life…for 0.2 seconds. Then it vanishes. Forever. You will never find that account or picture again.














