Cαp†αin Jαcƙ Spαrrōώ

I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly … stupid.

Don't sneer at the mysteries of the deep. The bottom of the ocean is as deep and dark as the imagination.

i hate that monkey! 🐒

People have very short memories it's a reflection on there flawed personalities.

I hope future me is happy.

You don't always get to choose what you want, sometimes what you should be doing, choose you.

Today I submitted my resignation at Netflix. They rejected it. Apparently, you can’t resign from a company you don’t work at. I'm a Pirate after all.. ☠️🏴‍☠️

Today I will be happier than a bird with a french fry.

I think the thing to do is to enjoy the ride while you’re on it.

Aye!

Joy can be found in the simplest moments.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.

Believe what you see, not what you’re told. 🏴‍☠️