Pulled hip flask out of my handbag in excitement to show my aunt and uncle and a used condom wrapper flew out and landed on the floor
Whenever you see a piece of innocuous art on a greeting card or product and think ‘that almost looks like a reference to xyz show/media’ i am here to let you know that it probably is and theres an artist out there laughing abt it
Being an extra is so funny bc one day ur coworker works at the same pub as u and then your other coworker has an oscar
Everyone is always making assumptions about eunuchs scheming and soforth like theyre the evil one in this relationship. Like, i would be rightfully irritated if i were sterilised so i could hand some rich guy grapes
Hi everypony This is my Ryan Gosling Oc he’s a British anatomist from 1821 ( can we call these RgyOCs) #ryangosling
Ppl saying that driver is just a poor little meow meow who is so scared and silly is like wild I don’t think u get quite how much u would have to want to kill people to curb stomp a mans skull in until it bursts are we so fr rn
Not to be too british and niche but im manifesting a project hail mary routine for this years strictly come dancing movie week. Argentine tango. Rocky inspired dress. God i need it so badly
Not really in the rick and morty fanbase but sober ricks wife(Uli) in the alternate universe is going become reverse rick or something, right? Like she has motive, intelligence, and portal tech now?