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Zauder With A Zee retweeted
🥳 Happy Birthday to the Dr! Join us in wishing @DrGuyHarvey a REEL-Y great day! 🎣
#GuyHarvey #GHF #LoveTheBlue #HappyBirthday
*opens ChatGPT for the first time
*spends the next four hours coming up with ads for the tv show “Breaking Bear” starring Jeremy Allen Walter White
#AI #TheBear #ChicagoBeef #chemistry #Albuquerque #mashup
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The oldest trick in the South Florida parenting handbook is to promise your kids you’ll take them somewhere later, wait for the inevitable daily thunderstorm to hit and then use that storm as why you need to stay home
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Ways my kids start a sentence that make my eyes glaze over and immediately tune them out:
“There’s this YouTuber…”
“There’s this trend on Tik Tok…”
“On Gilmore Girls….”
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Just saw my first @Tesla #Cybertruck out in the wild today. Looks like the Happy Meal toy from a Tron 2 movie tie-in
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Zauder With A Zee retweeted
On this day in 1960, four black college students staged a sit-in at a whites-only lunch counter at Woolworth's in Greensboro, NC.
They sparked a national movement across the country. Instructions were simple: sit quietly and wait to be served. #BlackHistoryMonth
Zauder With A Zee retweeted
79 years after Auschwitz-Birkenau was liberated, a poll found that 1 in 5 young Americans believe the Holocaust is a myth - & half think it may be. On Holocaust Remembrance Day, as anti-Semitism surges, we must re-commit to teaching young people why we must vow, 'Never Again.'
Zauder With A Zee retweeted
1 Player missing = “They are a completely different team”
25 Players missing = “I can’t believe this is the SAME team they thought should be in the Playoffs”
Zauder With A Zee retweeted
Kind of amazing how, in some folks' eyes, FSU isn't the FSU from the first 12 games if Jordan Travis is gone, but this FSU team minus like 40 guys is an exposure of the FSU team from the first 12 games.
