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49 days left until Election Day…
NEWS: A new NYT national poll shows Dems up 51-43% on congressional ballot.
Voters losing faith in Trump and economy.
72% of Rs said in January that the economy was better than a year ago; only 29% of Rs said so now.
nytimes.com/2026/09/15/us/po…
PATEL: We had an applicant who had built a bridge. But did they call him Agent Bridge Builder? No. He ran a thousand miles, and did they call him Agent Runner? No. Agent Donkeyfucker deserves better. #RespectThePolice
PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it
KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal?
PATEL: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them
KENNEDY: I'm trying to understand why you did this. Why did you get into beastiality?
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PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it
KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal?
PATEL: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them
KENNEDY: I'm trying to understand why you did this. Why did you get into beastiality?
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.@carlosnogueras_ scoops: Karl Rove said at a private luncheon today that, after Bo French's post yesterday, he'd be voting for Democrat for the first time in more than 30 years.
He'll back @Jon_RosenthalTX over "bigot" @bofrench, he told crowd. texastribune.org/2026/09/14/…
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This was a broader audience than this copypasta was intended to reach
Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Nights spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze, fat and portly, with his viagra-powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes, he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.
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Mitch McConnell is back in the Senate.
Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY @SenMcConnell) returns to the Senate to vote for the first time since June 11.
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Since 1997, @UTAustin has granted automatic admission to top-ranked Texas high schoolers.
Since 2024, that ranking threshold has been the top 5% of any in-state high school — and 75% of incoming UT-Austin freshmen must be auto-admitted under state law: chron.com/news/houston-texas…
This system was implemented as a pure meritocracy, or a color-blind alternative to policies like Affirmative Action and DEI.
The demographics of UT-Austin’s undergraduate student body are: collegefactual.com/colleges/…
• White: 32%
• Hispanic: 25%
• Asian: 21%
• Black: 4.5%
• International: 10.5%
• Men + Women: 45.6% + 54.4%
That’s how reality has shaken out under a purely merit-based system.
Should that system be changed to factor in race/ethnicity now that @BoFrench is triggered by the higher representation of Asians in the UT-Austin student body? 🤔
I've been thinking about an album. I want to put a song on it called "Spoliation" that's heavily censored. I don't know how to censor an instrumental, I'm going to figure it out. Coming ███.
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Q: How does a @realDonaldTrump endorsement affect your likelihood to vote for a candidate?
⚪️ Among all voters:
• More likely: 21%
• Less likely: 48%
• No impact: 31%
🟣 Among independent voters:
• More likely: 10%
• Less likely: 49%
• No impact: 41%
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you cannot convince me this isn’t the result of someone telling him that the republicans support a united ireland and he got confused
Donald Trump says he would “love to see” a unified Ireland:
“Well, I don’t want to cause any problems, but I will tell you I’d love to see it unified. I have friends on both sides, great people. They’re Irish people. How can they be bad, right? I’d love to see it unified. I think it would be a great feather in everybody’s cap if that happened. […] The way I look at it, it’s going to happen eventually. It may as well happen now. […] Now the UK will have something to say about it, obviously. But I think it would be a great thing. I mean, how can it be bad?”
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At a fuel station in San Diego where diesel is retailing for $9.99 a gallon, Californians can take solace in at least this: in theory, prices can’t get worse. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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Mexico’s fight for independence is the triumph of a people determined to shape their own future.
Today, I was proud to be the first New York City Mayor to march in Sunset Park’s Mexican Independence Day Parade alongside a community that has fostered cultural pride across generations.
Mexican New Yorkers are at the heart of our city and its fight for a better future.
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La lucha por la independencia de México es el triunfo de un pueblo que decidió construir su propio futuro.
Hoy fue un orgullo ser el primer alcalde de Nueva York en marchar en el Desfile del Día de la Independencia de México en Sunset Park, junto a una comunidad que ha mantenido vivo su orgullo cultural durante generaciones.
Los mexicanos de Nueva York están en el corazón de nuestra ciudad y de su lucha por un futuro mejor.
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Trump has no clue about his own social media posts 👇
Q: On Friday, you reposted a video from January 6 asking the rioters to go back home. What was the message?
TRUMP: The who?
Q: The rioters of January 6
TRUMP: I don't know what you're talking about
