Zenobia Vayne

Disband America

A toast rack seems like a surefire way to guarantee yourself some cold soggy toast

Oh i love this one so much

People who don't put beans in chili are only hurting themselves

I wish i could play Factorio on my Switch

Personally didn't find the Witcher timelines difficult to follow, and honestly do not understand this desire to be spoonfed a linear plotline and have all your thinking done for you. If I wanted that I would watch yet another network police procedural or primetime soap...

The McDonald's playplace on a long weekend is a mad-max level dystopian nightmare

I'm in an abusive relationship with Duolingo, send help

Mug forms thrown this afternoon. This clay is so nice to work with...

The eternal struggle: keeping the volume low enough on the cartoons that I don't go insane, vs high enough that my child doesn't give me a look that says "really? Come on mom..."

Can I please have a do over on today?

How my son's memoirs will start: "I was three years old when I started hiding my mother's keys. She was a midwife and worked long unpredictable hours, a state of affairs I found less than satisfactory."

Oh hey I forgot Twitter existed for a while. Also I got a fish tank

This Kate Morton novel reads like a discount AS Byatt novel

Wheel of Time is not gonna be your GoT, Amazon. It's just not. It's gonna be a train wreck so please go trawl some other corner of Tor's backlist and leave Rand the hell alone

Fort building skills on point